Who Really Loves The Kool-Aid?

From a friend we were tipped off about the new single from Mariah Carey. Why should we listen? Because readers, this song couldn't be more perfect to describe The Skeptics and their Modus Operandi. Rumor has it, "Obsessed" is aimed squarely at rapper Eminem and his imaginary relationship with the singer. And since the haters love rumors and imaginary anything, Skewering The Skeptics is aiming "Obsessed" squarely at the haters.

Here's a sampling of the lyrics...

All up in the blogs
Saying we met at the bar
When I don’t even know who you are
Saying we up in your house
Saying I’m up in your car
But you in LA and I’m out at Jermaine’s
I’m up in the A
You so so lame
And no one here even mentions your name
It must be the weed, It must be the E
Cause you be popping hood
You get it popping, Oh

Why you so obsessed with me (Boy I wanna know)
Lying that you’re sexing me (when everybody knows)
It’s clear that you’re upset with me

You’re delusional, you’re delusional
Boy you’re losing your mind
It’s confusing yo, you’re confused you know
Why you wasting your time
Got you all fired up with your Napoleon complex
Seeing right through you like
You’re bathing in Windex


Hope you ain’t waiting
Telling the world how much you miss me
But we never were
So why you trippin’
You a mom and pop
I’m a corporation
I’m the press conference
and you a conversation

Can we turn it around and say Mariah Carey actually wrote this about the skeptics and not Eminem? That's a fact Jack! (giggle giggle wink wink!)

So friends enjoy the music and the Kool-Aid. Be sure to stay tuned for another installment, just in time for a certain actress' birthday!