Will Ted Casablanca Ever Learn?

Like Lainey, like the skeptics on E!, like Urban Myths and Inept Team Maclen, gossip columnist Ted Casablanca is on a downward spiral. Call it Nicole Kidman obsession, jealousy, or hate, Casablanca like the rest of the internet fools wants to pull the wool over many people's eyes.

As it so happens, today he came out with a new column suggesting he had an exclusive on a Nicole Kidman sighting. Supposedly she was wearing, in his words, "loco fashions" possibly due to the strain of being married to Keith Urban. Unfortunately for the writer, STS knows his scoop wasn't so exclusive.



















Readily available online, as you can see, is a photo from the day in question. Kidman and Urban shopping in Santa Monica over the weekend, prior to leaving for Sydney. What do we see? A style and outfit Kidman is no stranger to wearing. Perhaps the boots are new but everything else is par for the course in terms of her casual wear. Does this look out of the ordinary or like a woman about to break, Ted?

Well if you listen to the know-nothing skeptics it is. But surprise surprise her outfit wasn't the real point of the story. You see Ted Casablanca has an ulterior motive. He promised everyone, well his desperate Skeptic readers like nomorefan and Mimosa, that Kidman was in hot water.

"Dear Revenge Gal:
What makes you think Nicole's anywhere near getting off with this crap? Story ain't over, babe. Another hushed-up Halle Berry hit-and-run type sitch, this ain't going to be, I assure you."

That statement was nearly 2 years ago. So when we read this latest "insider sighting", which really wasn't, we can't help but notice a few carefully chosen words....


Caught! Nicole Kidman Gets Back on Her High Horse

Nicole Kidman, possibly very elegant, possibly very posh (to maybe a fashion victim on crack) was spotted dining at one of her fave L.A. haunts, the Polo Lounge, over the weekend.

"She looked really thin, too," adds our insider at the Beverly Hills Hotel

But is life with randy Keith Urban getting a little, how shall we say, trying for Ms. K? So much so that the gal's acting out by wearing loco fashions? Hmmm. Let's keep an eye on this one.


We've got an eye on you Ted. We understand it all too well. You're upset that things didn't work out for you and you didn't get the sweet little story you were hoping for. You were compelled to apologize by readers in one of your last Nicole Kidman tirades. Your readers this time questioned if Nicole was even in Los Angeles this weekend and rightfully so. Even though she was, why should anybody believe what you or any of your "sources" say? Your interpretation, when you think there won't be photos, is sorely lacking.

It's all in how you say it, buddy. Don't you know that? You give yourself away every time.


A note to nomorefan....

The Santa Monica photo and subsequent shots haven't been posted on NKU. The exclusive Flynet mole better get a move on. As it happens I accidentally came across this set of pictures thinking nothing of it, until I saw Ted's column. Karma does have a way of working itself out, doesn't it!