March 22, 2010

Welcome Back Nomorefan!

We see you couldn't wait one second longer to start posting again! In honor of her return, let's take a trip back into the past and revisit some of nomorefan's wisdom.

nomorefan: Yea, this is Sue. Like astilbe, I have nothing to hide. I’d say what I have to say on E right to Urban’s face. I am not ashamed of my opinion of him. I too hope he is reading this and my posts on E. I don’t give a shit!

Yes, I have been in the right place at the right time or know of someone who has an affiliation to Nashville . . . what . . . are you jealous? I don’t make up anything on E that hasn’t happened in real life. See . . . I don’t live in Never Land and believe I have some type of personal relationship with Urban like his ultimate fans do. I think whoever is writing this stuff has some sort of mental disorder.

nomorefan: I guess it would take an obnoxious pig to want to drool over the beautiful, beautiful masturbator!

nomoreefan: I said it before and I'll say it again, Mr. Kidman, you looked like your beautiful, beautiful tranny on that show!

from "SlueHog", one of nomorefan's alter egos

SlueHog: This has gone on way too long - too much exposure! I imagine it smells in there too, and I can't imagine why Urban would want to have sex with another guy - I mean Kidman!


Anonymous said...

Ain't she sweet? LMAO

Only a hog who would talk like that.

No normal mother, wife thinks like that.

Her drunken pictures fit her to a T!


That stuff tells you something about these haters. Know one, know them all.

Anonymous said...

She doesn't make stuff up my ass. She's right up there with the biggest liars, taralea and stephanie. She's got NO affilation to anybody in Nashville. She's a nearing 50 year old, overweight mother from Minnesota who works in a paint factory. She followed Keith to dozens of shows before he met Nicole, hanging around the buses and getting drunk with the bus driver. She stalked hotels and LEFT HER CHILDREN to go to Keith Urban concerts. She's on 1/2 dozen private boards and searches DAILY for information about him. Mental disorder? Look in the dictionary and you'll see a picture of Sue with her tongue out, flashing a gang sign and wearing anal beads.

Anonymous said...

Woot , this is a good one out of her crazy mouth.
NMF:I don’t live in Never Land and believe I have some type of personal relationship with Urban like his ultimate fans do.

If Keith ever had a stalker it is NOMORESCAM.

You saw the pictures where she is stalking his home, a restaurant he ate in, a place he lived, her bus stalks, ANY PLACE SHE THOUGHT HE MIGHT HAVE EVER BEEN IN NASHVILLE ETC.

AND TO THIS DAY SHE TALKS NON STOP ABOUT KEITH URBAN DAILY! First thing every morning and never stops all day , or all night long.


Face it NMF you are NUTS and kidding yourself but nobody else!

Anonymous said...

Just to show how messed up those screwballs are, MimsyBimbo, Skeptical (is that 27 from the CMT board ) and NMF think they are having a nice discussion on the negative thead.

Can someone really be that messed up? They think hate speech is a nice discussion ?

If it wasn't so sick, I would LMAO!

SkewerMistress said...

It's been less than one day and they have jumped into the deep end. With nomorefan banned they looked alot better. Inspiration for a new STS blog entry already!

Anonymous said...

First of all, that picture at the top is a lot prettier than Sue.

Second, Sue's a wack job. You're all right, she stalked Keith in Atlanta and Nashville. She went to his house, went to the clubs he use to go to, went to the hotel, waited outside the buses, and got drunk with Oakie. She thought Keith was some hunky bachelor who would be ready and willing to do her. Why she thought he'd do a fat old slob is beyond me. Nicole took away her fantasy pure and simple and she's so bitter and jealous, she can't see straight. She's wasted 5 years obsessed and filled with rage and hate. You can read it in every post. She and ohleery put the fork in the skeptics.

Anonymous said...

Oh, isn't that sweet? A tiny tea party of skeptics with "diversity" and "all kinds of variations" of hatred. Poor Skeptical was afraid she was going to get kicked off the hating club. Good thing she apologized for liking Keith's show first.

Anonymous said...

Dear skeptics:

You are swine. You are vulgar little maggots. You are worthless bag of filth. As they say in Texas, I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are spineless little worms deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are jerks, cads and weasels. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon. You are a bleating goat, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done. I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile and worthless. You're a weed and a fungus. And did I mention you smell? You are nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You are fools and ignoramus'. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you.

You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with anything? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have any weight? You are a waste of flesh. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease.

On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go. You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, obnoxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist.

I despise everything about you. I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. So stupid it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything stupid we already know.

I'm sorry. I can't go on. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia or any of the rest of your drivel. The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have forgotten most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative post was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective. Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are nincompoops will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.

I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.

Anonymous said...

BWAHA!! Anon @7:42, your post made me fall off my chair! Bravo!

Anonymous said...

Ummmmmmmmm someone must be sick of the haters I guess.

SkewerMistress said...

To the reader who sent me a private comment, I really don't have a clue what you're referring to! Please explain!

Anonymous said...

Tell us how you really feel, Anonymous 7:42.


Anonymous said...

Can't forget these quotes from Sue, SM.

I really don't like women who put some random man before their own children. ~nomorefan

(you mean like you do when you obsess about Keith 24/7)

You gotta feel sorry for Suro that she doesn't have a normal relationship with her mother. ~nomorefan

(like we feel sorry for your kids who don't have a normal mother)

I showed my hubby the Today Show video. He is wondering what our odds are on here that he will comeout of the closet. He said too many limp wrist movements for a dude. ~ nomorefan

(Your hubby must not know how you got drunk with Keith's bus driver, how you wait by his bus and wander through hotels. BTW, I've seen your hubby and it's no wonder you have a fantasy life)

And let's be perfectly honest here - how would it look if Skank, Bella & Connor turned up dead? Obviously the finger would point to Tom and the CofS - Skank's fans would make sure of that! ~ nomorefan

(Actually, I'd point to you and your hater friends)

and my favorite lie -

Sorry, I don't live, breathe or eat Skank. ~ nomorefan


SkewerMistress said...

To Anon that wrote me, I think we all know that deep down it doesn't matter. They want to pretend they don't read the blog when they do. They use what we regard as normal thoughts and behavior against us already. They mock publicly what they do themselves. Total hypocrites. Let them try and use it against us. How will that work? They can't post it on E! Their private boards already agree with them. They put out idle threats all time regarding us and KUNK. The best they can do is "Good Gawd, what are ya'll, 12 years old" and "I think I'm going to write to my Congressman about Birth". They think we advocate violence against them when they are the ones talking about death threats over Urbans family, train tracks, and pedophilia. They are all obsessed fanatical haters. Worrying about their opinion of us is pointless.

I suggest if anyone needs a refresher take another look at the "What is Hate" section at the bottom of this blog. Puts it all into perspective...and it's just a fraction of what has been said over 5 years.

Anonymous said...

NOMORESCAM makes the other haters look even more stupid .

Wouldn't you think even they would be embarrassed to have HER for a buddy?

Its not like they all have different opinions like they try to say, they don't.
Not one single one is reasonable or sane, but even at their lowest NMF , makes them look not only like nuts, but stupid nuts who lie. lol
She can't keep her hate organized and talks one day about one thing and lies about it the next.

She needs to do them a favor and slink off in the MN. trees and talk to them like Tara does in the Ia. cornfields.

SkewerMistress said...

You have to laugh at what they try to pull off. They are soooo tolerant and open to other opinion.

I'm sure you won't be the only one on this thread who does watch, but I like to hear all perspectives. ~Mimosa

Anonymous said...

Good post SM.
I took the refresher course as suggested. You are correct, that is HATE.

Its scray to read those comments and quotes written by the haters isn't it . Real death threats . Written on a public message board.

All their pretend fake users names can't fool anyone. It just makes it scarier.

Anonymous said...

Mimsybimbo must be tired of talking with the inmates. So they allow her some computer time to sooth her rants.

They better look out when the meds wear off!

Anonymous said...

SM, no NORMAL adults act in the manner of how Sue and company act on E. They cover up their hate rants by using the word "opinion" but we all have saved posts, emails and pm's that state the opposite. It's not normal to obsessively follow and hate a celebrity couple for years and years. It's disturbing and no lawyer would touch them with a ten foot pole.

Everything said on this blog and JB's blog are quotes directly from their mouth. They posted their own pictures on the internet and told their own stories. We've got proof of a dozen different usernames and nomorefan's quote at the top "I don’t make up anything on E" is another lie since we've all read the conversation she had with her other username, NKids4Sale. They talk tough and Sue feels real privileged to be a topic on your blog, SM. At least that's what she's saying. But they're shaking in their boots and have been since JB's blog. They made themselves known in an ugly way and it's just now biting them in their rather large asses.

The few skeptics who are left are claiming to be openminded about all opinions but that's just another lie. We can see Skeptical felt she needed to apologized for her positive review. Mimosa is a proven hypocrite. Her rants consistently say she can't stand anything Keith and is the first one to snipe at someone to get off the negative board if a comment is too positive. Now she wants to "hear all perspectives". There is no "all perspectives" anymore when it comes to the skeptics. The are all ONE. They have to express some hate to be in the club or their out on their can. Then they'd have to face reality and their empty lives.

Anonymous said...

Seriously SkewerMistress, if somebody told you they don't read this blog, they're nuts! It makes me laugh to think they would threaten you when everything on here is stuff THEY SAID! I'm with the long winded but hilarous poster above. They take stupid to a whole other dimension of stupid.

SkewerMistress said...

I know nomorefan likes that she's talked about on this blog because she's C-R-A-Z-Y. She's one that not only won't stay away from this blog, she can't stay away. She's a liar and everyone knows it. If we started 5 more blogs about the skeptics she'd read all of them too. She's nuts, loco, obsessed, delusional, hateful, C-R-A-Z-Y.

Sound familiar? She's like the Jersey Shore people, Bombshell, Amanda. They want celebrity. If Sue thinks her being a main topic of discussion here is an honor the joke is on her. There's nothing worse than people who think being infamous is better than being not famous at all.

SkewerMistress said...

Seriously SkewerMistress, if somebody told you they don't read this blog, they're nuts!

No one has told me that. In fact quite the opposite. But they say on E! they don't read our blog but they are the ones bringing it up. How stupid do they think we all are?

SkewerMistress said...

To the reader that sent the private comment, we were beyond that point a long time ago. The skeptics have a bad reputation, even among the E! posters who don't care about KUNK. It won't make a bit of difference. In fact it would be interpreted by them as KUNK putting an increased number of people on their payroll to post on the positive thread. I would go far as to say they would pass it off as the reason Keith is scaling back this summer with the band and the pay for E! board plants.

Sounds ridiculous? Not for the skeptics.

Anonymous said...

"Sue feels real privileged to be a topic on your blog,"

Well now we know where Sue's been all day. They had to send in Middlesenile to keep the hate going.

Anonymous said...

I started counting down the seconds from when SM posted my comment above about knowing where Sue's been all day (reading this blog) to her racing back to the E board and posting something. Oh sluehog, you are sooooo predictable! Bahaha!

Anonymous said...

The problem with nomorefan is she thinks she's clever and a leader when actually, the majority of other skeptics think she's an asshole.

Anonymous said...

If the other hates think she is a asshole, and she is their buddy, WHAT DOES THAT MAKE THEM?

Anonymous said...

Funny Sue would say Astilbe has nothing to hide. If that were true, she would still be posting as Astilbe and not Neverland. Notice how Astilbe likes those "barefoot poet" type, SINGLE country singers. Poor Jimmy Wayne is Astilbe new fantasy man. I can't wait to see the reaction when she finds out the women Jimmy keeps company with. Run Jimmy, run!!

SkewerMistress said...

It's duly noted.

"Jimmy is such a romantic. He said yesterday, "Have you ever caught the glimpse of someone and felt something magical within that second, and thought what if that's the person I'm supposed to be with." He said "The sun reflected off her eyes like a camera flash." "I'll never see her again, but I'll remember her beautiful neck and shoulders in that shirt." Sounds like cupid slung a little arrow at Jimmy's heart. The girl probably follows his movement, so maybe he will see her again. If not, maybe he will write a song about it."

The timing for her upcoming tribute couldn't be more perfect.

Anonymous said...

Must be the haters are tired of posting their hate to each other. No one reads it except them!

Every one has their number. They understand what is going on with them

0 is the number!

0 sense
0 sanity
0 intelligence
0 personality
0 real life
o morals
0 happiness in their lives
0 true friends
0 faith
0 love in their lives
0 ability to hold their sinking ship together
0 ability to help themselves
0 love of life

Anonymous said...

What next Tee Shirts with snowshoes on them in glitter?

Anonymous said...

Oh boy Jimmy can't say those things or he will get their stored up Keith Urban RATH treatment !

Someone tell him quickly!


They now own you, your life is theirs to spread lies, stalk, and chase and make up their fantasy. Don't every think of finding a wife. Don't ever cross them!
(in their imagination wild fantasy world) YOU ARE DONE.
Pass the fork.

Anonymous said...

Oh PEUUUUUU! Jimmy Wayne sounds gross like one of those guys at the bar with the stupid pick up lines and Michele's been reading too many Harliquin romance novels. Her love life must suck.

Anonymous said...

Puke. It sound more like the bartender poured a little whiskey in Jimmy's glass. No, Michele, YOU follow his every movement. The girl probably has a real life. Maybe she'll write a song called "Some Ugly Guy Was Staring At My Shirt So I Glared At Him In Anger". Ah well, he knows how to get the old women with boring husbands to tingle.

Anonymous said...

SkewerMistress said...

"The timing for her upcoming tribute couldn't be more perfect."

Susie's gonna be mad. She'll be pushed into the archives. Upstaged by Michele again, huh Sue?

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