August 4, 2009

You Can't Handle The Twuth!



The skeptics these past few days have been getting creative. They've been making up travel plans and career moves for their favorite couple. As proof they simply cannot stop lying, a little birdie has been telling it like it is!


08/01/2009 flyin: "I don't know how you live but I could never do that just for fun, then return and thank every one for spending their hard earned money to attend the show. This might be the positive thread but at least tell the whole truth."

Which version of the truth would you like flyin? Your version, nomorefan's officially approved Skeptic version, or the nuthouse Leery version?



Presenting The Skeptic Chain Of Lies





08/01/2009 flyin: "It was my understaqnding that they flew in to NY, Kidman did not continue on with Keith."

08/03/2009 hitnrun: "I'm wondering, now that her film is complete, what she will do to keep her in NY."


She didn't go on with Urban because she went home to Nashville. She did not stay in NY.


8:46 AM Aug 2nd
Just saw Nicole Kidman at Whole Foods... small world ;)
http://twitter.com/elijahmanor

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08/03/2009 Oh "So" Leery: "Isn't Hugh living in NY??

He has an apartment there. But wasn't Hugh Jackman in the closet, then having an affair with Nicole, then gay again, then not friends with Kidman, then willing to lie for her with no benefit to himself as PR friends, then not friends at all? Which is it Leery?

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08/01/2009 nomorefan: "A supportive wife would have made sure he was on the plane in time. Total manipulation!"

Yes that's correct nomorefan, TOTAL MANIPULATION FROM YOU! Where did you hear that she made Urban late? Oh yes that's right you didn't. You made that up. You can't admit that there could have been delays in Italy beyond anyone's control. The weather, airplane safety checks, flight clearance. But no, you stick with "His wife made him late". Let us not forget if Urban were touring on a bus for 3 months straight that bus could break down and he might not make the venue. If Urban were in Nashville, the flight might be delayed or canceled. If Urban arrived at the venue at 9am the show still might not go on due to technical difficulties. Remember the fire in Tuscon 2004 that canceled the show just after the doors were opened to the public? Sure you do.

nomorefan: I'm beginning to think someone was setting up an introduction to another medical problem just in case he didn't come back in time for his next concert.

Is Oh "So" Leery rubbing off on you nomorefan? It's not a good look.


nomorefan: Remember all those voice problems he has had since being with Skank?

Remember all those the voice problems he had pre-Nikki Taylor? The cancellations, the voice rest, the cortisone shots, the issues in the studio? Sure you do.


nomorefan: "Skank has been in NYC all summer long - when they h#ll did she ever plant and tend to a vegetable garden?"

Is summer less than 6 weeks? For such farm experts as the skeptics pretend to be, we're surprised nobody corrected you and told you vegetable planting is a spring season activity. And to further debunk your lies, those who can afford to have their garden looked after by someone when they are away can and do so without reservation. It's quite easy when you have a 36 acre farm. There would be staff already in place to take care of the acreage, animals, and anything else that needs tending. That's what farm owners who travel do. nomorefan is your anger really stemming from the fact Keith confirmed to an interviewer that they have a vegetable garden? The weeks of insisting she had to have been lying are judiciously smacking you right back in the face.

nomorefan: "The days of Mr. Nicole Kidman being perfect are long gone (well, they never existed - as we soon found out because of his wife)."

The statement above is proof that nomorefan was at one time so infatuated with Keith Urban, she thought he was perfect. He was her fantasy. Not a normal crush or a mid-life crisis pick-me-up, but a full on escape. Jake Owen is the new Keith Urban. Be careful Jake.

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08/01/2009 imahick: "He and NK had gone off for a four day "vacation" and he had intended to be there in the afternoon, but it just didn't turn out."


"Vacation"? In quotes? You've been hanging out with nomorefan too much.

3:59 AM Jul 28th
Nicole kidman n keith urban just walked past me in the square in siena. Noone had a damn clue they were there.
http://twitter.com/maxmorganmusic

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08/02/2009 hitnrun: "Have to ask this question, she did advertisments for Sky in Italy in June 07' for Nintendo. Could this trip be more of the same? I really believe if it was pleasure and not business we would have a photo spread of the loved up couple. JMO"

08/02/2009 imahick: "I think that there was a business reason for her to be over there, also."

Only the skeptics think there is no other reason to go to Italy but for work.

So here below we have a random sighting, that the skeptics refrain from labeling a sock puppet. How very convenient. They ignore the positive comments about Kidman and go straight to the very line that proves they are full of bull.


"I don't listen I take off running after her (lol) because well its Nicole Kidman. Which it totally was. She was beautiful....When she got to her car that’s when a bunch of people realized it was Nicole Kidman and starting taking pictures so her friend got out of the car and said "Please back away she is on vacation". The girls and I were a little bit back so when the car pulled forward we were directly besides it and Nicole looked at us and smiles and waved. It was great! I couldn't believe it! That made my trip to San Gimignano amazing!"


http://www.globenotes.com/travel-blog-entry/Italy/Urbino/18861/Siena--San-Gimignano/



Why did they do this? To backtrack, cover their asses that there was no vacation, and create the appearance the Urban-Kidman union is a fake.

08/04/2009 middlesea: "Since when did Keith become "her friend"? Sounds like he was elsewhere on this 4 day romp -- and she was with some girlfriend."


08/04/2009 MADISON: "I wonder where Keith was? I also wonder why there were no pictures of them on vacation? We had pictures of their honeymoon you would think we would get pictures on a 4 day vacation. Unless Keith wasn't there with her. Maybe they took separate vacations in Italy. I wonder if Keith was alone too? I doubt it!"


STS loves Twitter!

15 hours ago
Italy was AMAZING.I meet with Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban in San Gimignano.:)
http://twitter.com/mynameisorsiiii


San Gimignano you say? The exact location Nicole Kidman was supposedly sans-husband and Keith was out on the prowl? The location where Kidman was supposedly working for Nintendo? Yeah sure. If the skeptics want to call this tweet a sockpuppet they can go full steam ahead and make themselves even bigger fools. The poster announced his trip to Italy days ahead of time.
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08/04/2009 Oh "So" Leery: "On another note I don't believe she was in Italy. I don't know where she was but it was someplace she didn't want pics taken....Please, it is just another ploy for something she's trying to have slide under the radar!! It'll come up someplace in the next few days."

LOONEY TUNES!
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More Twitter Goodness!

about 4 hours ago
"Standing in line getting a movie ticket and in walks Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban! She was so beautiful. I couldn't even look!!"
http://twitter.com/wavorlydave


about 3 hours ago from txt
"Sitting in a movie with Nicole Kidman, and Keith Urban"
http://twitter.com/jordangoddard


about 3 hours ago from mobile web ·
sitting directly behind keith urban and nicole kidman at the movie theatre watching funny ppl :) pretty shocking to see them here!
http://twitter.com/Leah_Eliz


about 1 hour ago from txt
At the movies with keith urban and nicole kidman. okay near them.
http://twitter.com/rodwrites

about 1 hour ago from TwitterFon
Nicole Kidman and Keith urban came to the theatre tonight!!! Fun! Last week Amy grant and Vince gill came in.
http://twitter.com/Rebbi75

about 2 hours ago from txt
Finally after13 years in music city: we see SUPER stars! RT:@rodwrites: At the movies with keith urban and nicole kidman. okay near them.
http://twitter.com/CoachKyna

about 5 hours ago from txt
So I just served Keith Urban dibs ice cream and two bottles of water at the concessions stand. Lol...
http://twitter.com/Angelic_Coco


Time to pony up Urban Myths, does Nashville hate Nicole Kidman?

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And here's the biggest lie of the week. A lie so big it contradicts page after page of last year's hate and mental illness.

08/03/2009 erniesmom: I bet they were NOT invited back to Ronnie Dunn's 4th of July party..Last year her water broke(Do I believe that) at the party and she was sprawled out on his drive for all to see........What a joke.

What a joke indeed!


Speaking of jokes, we have some very exciting things planned for the blog. Look for a hearty helping of skewers, featuring the gruesome twosome Jamie Fawcett and Ted Casablanca, and another video presentation from SnakeOil Productions.


15 Comments:

Anonymous said...

You do a fantastic job of showing their insanity SK Mistress; thank you! It really boggles the mind that their "twisted-ness" is this bad. Oh and I noticed they talked about Keith's work ethic - or what they felt was a lack of one because he was delayed in getting to the venue because of their vacation - this from a bunch of women who STEAL money from their employers each and every day - for YEARS now - but being online the entire time! Women who lie and make-up stories day in day out talking about "ethics" - well ain't THAT rich.

Anonymous said...

Good God, who has this much time on their hands to go searching the internet all day to find twitters from people all over the world to prove someone wrong? Who the hell cares? Oops, I forgot, someone who is OBSESSED with Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban. Get a life already or get yourself on some medication.

Anonymous said...

nomorefan: "The days of Mr. Nicole Kidman being perfect are long gone (well, they never existed - as we soon found out because of his wife)."

The statement above is proof that nomorefan was at one time so infatuated with Keith Urban, she thought he was perfect. He was her fantasy. Not a normal crush or a mid-life crisis pick-me-up, but a full on escape. Jake Owen is the new Keith Urban. Be careful Jake.

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I believe she still is infatuated, as are the rest of the regulars. I feel for the next artist they obsess over. And they talk about Nicole's sense of entitlement. Yeah, okay!

Anonymous said...

Bravo SKM.
One small step for sanity can wipe out days and days of lies.
HECK YEARS FOR THAT MATTER lmao!

SOCK IT TO EM!

Anonymous said...

Quick thought !
Maybe nomorefan can use a new screen name.

How about NOMORESCAM!
That works for me

SkewerMistress said...

Did you enjoy your trip here from the E! Negative Thread? Out of nowhere Twitter is declared stupid and dumb. Because stupid and dumb Twitter can show the skeptics are liars. And especially when one skeptic says she knows nothing about Twitter but has an account and follows celebrities on it. But that's another story. How's the hypocrisy working for ya?!

SkewerMistress said...

"Maybe nomorefan can use a new screen name.

How about NOMORESCAM!
That works for me"

Brilliant thought! But that is the complete opposite of who she is. I see it more as this blog is part of PROJECT NOMORESCAM.

Can I take that and use it? I'm not being facetious. I'll make a nice graphic and post it in the sidebar. So that when nomorefan and the rest come here and read the blog they'll have to see that as well ;-)

SkewerMistress said...

Want to be clear here, my post at 9:18 pm was meant for our anonymous skeptic friend. Blogger won't allow me to place my responses in the proper order. Drat!

Anonymous said...

Yes SKM , we got your 9:18 post!

We get that they are really desperate too.! lol

I think NOMORESCAN is already the battle cry we believe in! And when it fits it fits. lol

Sweet Thing said...

"This might be the positive thread but at least tell the whole truth."

Yeah right, flyin/hit n run/taralea. You're one to talk about telling the truth. PLLEEEASSE spare me.

Ever notice how flyin/hit n run/taralea all use the phrase "It's my understanding"? That must be the problem. She's too stupid to understand the real facts. Another giveaway to this clown - she says "we know" all the time, like in the badly written blogs she writes on Myths. Earth to middle aged librarian from Iowa - you don't know anything because you're a librarian in Iowa. Keep dreaming that Keith even knows you exist, sucker.

The skeptics think they're fooling everybody by bringing out their very old usernames but we knew who they were then and who they are now. Duh.

OneTwo_BuckleUpSue said...

This is the lamest critique ever. nomorefan you're like the old sow that needs to be retired to the barn.

"I can't stand the song. Being from the land of snow, the song is irritating. The little guitar rips in between each verse sounds like a snowmobile engine after it has been revved up. He over plays that part in the song, and it gets annoying."

Anonymous said...

Sweet Thing, flyin/hit n run/taralea and goood ol' Anon's comments above are perfect examples of the deluded at work. These whackos take excerpts from the rag mags and incorporate them into the skeptic manifesto as fact. If it casts Keith or Nicole in a bad light, it's gospel. If it's positive, it's PR. Those losers wouldn't know the truth if it bit them on the ass!

P.S. Anon @ 2:44, if you don't like the checks and balances at Skewering the Skeptics, run back to E! where you and your buddies don't "live, breathe, or eat Skank." BAAAHAHA!

WhatAWaste said...

OneTwo_BuckleUpSue said...
This is the lamest critique ever. nomorefan you're like the old sow that needs to be retired to the barn.


"I can't stand the song. Being from the land of snow, the song is irritating. The little guitar rips in between each verse sounds like a snowmobile engine after it has been revved up. He over plays that part in the song, and it gets annoying."


No shit OneTwo...This is proof positive she's a drinker, if she thinks an acoustic guitar sounds anything like a snowmobile! Or maybe being from the "land of snow" has numbed your ears, Sasquatch Sue?

Anonymous said...

Sasquatch Sue !!! LMAO Another one to remember!

Or MN FATS !

Yehaaaaaaaaaaa

Sweet Thing said...

@Anonymous 7:48

P.S. Anon @ 2:44, if you don't like the checks and balances at Skewering the Skeptics, run back to E! where you and your buddies don't "live, breathe, or eat Skank." BAAAHAHA!


OMG! Ain't that the truth! She's all they talk about. They have google alerts about her. She's who they blog about. She's all they talk about on their cancerfilled skeptic boards. Sue's logged on the the E board for 8 hours a day writing about how she doesn't "live, breath or eat" Nicole Kidman. Obsessed, toxic, delusional, mentally ill addicts is what they are.

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