September 8, 2009

Is The Next CD Tainted?

No readers we're not talking about Keith Urban's next release. Of course what we are referring to is dear Jimmy Wayne. Jimmy Wayne let his fans know that not only is he working in the studio with KU friend and producer Dann Huff but...and hold onto your hats ladies and gentlemen....Keith Urban is playing on one of the tracks. If that particular song makes the cut for the next disc what will the skeptics do? Will they not purchase the song out of protest? Will Wayne's finally-recorded cover of Hall & Oates "Sara Smile" be on permanent repeat? Will they dig their heels in firmly and spin this announcement into Wayne doing Urban a favor? Increased posting on the dishonorable and suspect E! Jimmy Wayne thread? We'll just have to wait and see.

In the meantime, given the upcoming Hall Of Fame benefit, we felt it fitting to put the skeptics' emotions to some classic country music. Enjoy.


Anonymous said...

I think their love affair with Jimmy is waning. I hope he knows how lucky he is to have dodged that bullet.

SM, I'm loving Project Nomorescam! Maclen's research skills leave a lot to be desired, don't they? As for Oh "so" Leery, she's an embarrassment. You just know they'd shut her up if they could.

SkewerMistress said...

They are fairweather fans for certain. As he had his run with one or two hit singles they posted every day. I suspect that once the new cd gets closer to the drop date they will resume the frequency, pretending they were actively supporting him all along. No one will buy that they are posting somewhere else. Even if that's the truth, it irrefutably proves the real motivation behind the Jimmy Wayne thread. If he was the apple of their eye, the current lack of frequent radio airplay, big sales numbers, and buzz wouldn't matter. Wayne's tweets about his career certainly help him more than Mimosa and Co.

Sweet Thing said...

Talk about a famewhore. Jimmy Wayne posts more bulletins and pictures of himself on myspace than anybody. I thought I was going to puke when I saw a close up of his face on a pillow. YYYYEEuck.

I see another banned hater came back with yet another new name. Seriously, they're demented not to mention, stupid as dirt.

countrycat said...

I've been offline pretty much all weekend, so to come back and see all this good stuff is really nice. Pics, articles, great reviews galore. I'm sure it's giving the skeptics indigestion LOL

They won't be saying his cd is too pop even with a Hall And Oates cover. It does make me wonder what direction the album will be w/ Dann producing. They'd like to think he's "true country" but he's not so traditional that they can use that to argue he's better than Keith.

With Jimmy I think they'll do all of what you mentioned SMistress. The thing is, its the same situation with maclen and OSL. The Jimmy Wayne thread has a gal that posted on their regularly, promotes the hell out of Jimmy, but has nothing really to do with the skeptics bashing. I don't think she's ever said one bad word about Keith, but I guess in the name of Jimmy she tolerates it. But they do have one thing in common, being fixated on certain artists. I guess that's what's bringing them together. They are using her too just like they're using maclen and OSL. The regulars may not like them but they want this to continue and those two would post night and day if they could. Nomorefan always wants to be on the front page at the top. They used to have 6 or 7 threads going, it was insane. If they don't tolerate OSL and Maclen now, more than half of their posts would be gone. With only 2 threads, what would they have left?

SkewerMistress said...

Anon, maclen's skills are about as good as an 99 year old man using the internet for the first time. It's on there so it must be true, no reasoning or logic skills required. How many times has he helped a Nigerian prince or tried to claim his winnings in the UK International Lottery I wonder.

Sweet Thing, I did not know that about Wayne. I have never been a fan of his, but his Twitter announcement made a country music blog. That's how I heard the news, I presume because Keith's name was attached. I think I will have to pass on the pillow pic.
Speaking of names, just as quickly as okievegas was mentioned she appeared back on the board.

countrycat, your post got me thinking. You hit the nail on the head in terms of the JW thread. But where were these women when Jimmy Wayne was first starting out? They've said they were country fans, presumably listening to country radio. Why didn't they pick up on Jimmy? They only did so after they needed a new man.

THANK_YOU said...

New men have come & gone for all of them since Keith married.

First there was the bandana-wearing Trent Tomlinson. Ugh. Where is he now?

They then moved on to Cole Deggs & the Lonesome. Those two brothers were a just poor-woman's Keith. Where are they now?

Even the songwriter Jeffrey Steele was the subject of their lust! Why? Check out his looks...long hair, tattoos, bad boy image. Hmmmm, who does that sound like?

I'm sure there are some I'm missing, but you get the idea.

Finally, poor Jimmy Wayne became the sucker they decided to use in their vendetta against Keith. Jimmy became the standard of perfection to compare Keith to. Like you said skewermistress, where were the skeptics back at the start of JW's career? Why jump on the bandwagon only a year or so ago? We know why, and they know why.

Too bad they don't truly enjoy Jimmy as much as they say they do, and as much as they used to enjoy Keith.

yawn said...

Jimmy is being used - like Keith is - to fill their fantasies. Jimmy gets a girl and he will be crap on the bottom of the shoe.

Oh who am I kidding, they pretend to care about Jimmy, but the focus is Keith and always will be. Unfortunately the skeptics couldn't be blown of the Urban hate bandwagon with a ton of dynamite.

Anonymous said...

A new low, even for the skeptics:


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Posted: Sep 8, 2009 8:45 PM in response to: cricket1700 Reply

Is it even possible to squeeze a hot dog between those ginormous lips?

I bet she can get that Little weiner in those lips...I'm sure its not that man body that keeps him happy....

oh My-sorry--was that too graphic? I just made myself sick.

Anonymous said...

Now thats funny SM.

Poor Jimmy! He probably thinks they like him!

Anonymous said...

Ah yes, the skeptics and their faux fawning over other artists. Those hags would have moved on ages ago if they weren't still hung up on Keith.

Anonymous said...

I just have to get this off my chest -

The "innocent elderly tennis audienced lady" that keeps being referred to on E, and is being said to either be having a "temper tantrum" directed at her via Nicole, or she's yelling at Keith & Nicole, is the U. S. Tennis Association's president! It appears that she turned around to talk with Keith & Nicole on both days they attended. No asking KUNK to be quiet, no argument of any kind!

The skeptics are so far out in left field sometimes it amazes me they can even find their way back to their over-used, sunken-in computer chairs!

JustShutThemUp said...

I just spit coffee everywhere imagining the ass-dents in those chairs!

Oh, and I'm changing my screenname to something more appropriate.

Anonymous said...

I wonder if cynical_gal/1urbanfan27 will buy the cd and leave it sealed.

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