March 31, 2010

The E! Online Skeptics Promote
Good Christian Values


















flyin: IF Nicole becomes PG, should we take bet's on her saying she touched the waters of the Jordan ? Forgive me God for saying that. It's just that she seems to use anything and everything for her own use. Hope everyone has a week end full of Joy this EASTER.

nomorefan: It truly would be the Immaculate Conception!


erniesmom: This announcement will be truely sickening......Did she conceive in the Holy Land? Did an angel come to her? I sshe really the chosen one? Will Itty Bitty become a Carpenter? Will this child be born in a Manger? Will she come strolling into Nash riding on an A$$?
Oh right--she married the A$$....
Heres BAz's next flop/


nomorefan: If there is an upcoming announcement, be prepared, the Holy Lands will be referenced!

innervoice: And they'll wrap their newborn son in swaddling clothes (he'll be named "Jordan" and have her smile). And the NKU'ers will praise the heavens, for their Immaculata will have produced another miracle.


Mimosa: McHuge can be The Little Drummer Boy.....

nomorefan: LMAO Mimosa!



**PRODUCTS IN EVERY SKEPTIC CHRISTIAN HOME**














THE NATIVITY SCENE BEAN BAG TOSS...because that's good family fun!

















THE COUNTRY BUMPKIN NATIVITY ....an heirloom to pass down from generation to generation. This goes on the mantle!




















BENEDICT BREW...because you deserve the finest in adult beverages while keeping true to your faith!

















THE LOOKIN' GOOD FOR JESUS COIN PURSE....great for storing money for Keith Urban concerts you say you don't go to or planned trips to Nashville for some bragging rights on the message boards.



AND OF COURSE....
























THE JESUS LOVES PORN STARS TEE...finally a shirt worthy of skeptic marathon internet sessions!

15 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Another to add, Sm! The change purse!

http://www.flickriver.com/photos/51991897@N00/3453565215/#large

Anonymous said...

Just for the KUNK haters.

Anonymous said...

Thats the name they get for lying about their fake Christian values.

SkewerMistress said...

Thanks Anon!

Anonymous said...

Looks like Marge Simpson borrowed Sue's anal beads.

Anonymous said...

HEY SKEPTICS!!!!

http://i42.tinypic.com/vktv5.jpg

Anonymous said...

Probably being a fake Christian on a public message board is as low a you can go!

Anonymous said...

Of course they're fake Christians. They're fake everything. They're fake "not interested", they fake "don't eat, breath and eat" Nicole Kidman, they have fake sources in Nashville, they have fake relationships with Keith, they're fake friends, they're fake appalled by sex scenes (but they still watch the movies), they make up fake stories, and they're fake happy in their pathetic boring lives. The only thing real about them is the girth around their bellies.

Anonymous said...

Don't let her absence fool ya. Stasia/bijoux/anastasia/snoopy, aka the "actress" (baha) still logs into her hate board daily. There's no doubt she created another fake role for herself and put in on the E board.

Anonymous said...

Hey SM! I bet you didn't know Mimosa, Nomorefan and Flyin got together and made an album!

http://i42.tinypic.com/fu1dew.jpg

Anonymous said...

Me thinks spaz1980 is another skeptic who is a member of NKU. Unless she went out and bought Hello magazine just to read the article.

Dumb..da dumb dumb.

SkewerMistress said...

They wouldn't buy it unless they were middlesea. They'd sit down in Barnes & Noble and stare at it with contempt for free.

To Anon who sent me the photo, it's too good to post here. It's going in the sidebar. Thanks!

Anonymous said...

The pic on the sidebar is too funny! Michele should be added to it. She's the fakest Christian of them all.

Anonymous said...

Ha ha SM maybe you can put that pretty flower in the album pic. LMAO

THE ASTILBE !!

Anonymous said...

I ead you caption on the album cover. VERY FUNNY.

Onward Christian Haters.

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