Today's Not-So-Blind Vice....
Yakety Yak used to be bewitched by an A-list beauty who is to die for. Until one day, Portrait of A Lady wasn't so pretty anymore when, according to the yapper, she went slumming it down under in Australia for love. Now he's no more a fan than Ms. Sony. His fur got all in a bunch with nothing left but malice. So determined to create a negative internet invasion, he's been whiling away the hours in a blogger's panic room with his eyes wide shut. Like the last big roll of the dice in Monte Carlo, he's got all his eggs in a basket that we're 100% skeptic can hold anything. Ya Ya has fallen down a rabbit hole he can't climb out of. "Show me the money!" he screams. So far and away in left field, he posts silly and boring vanilla pie-in-the-sky stories to please the witches on Cold Mountain. When you lie in Dogville, you wake up with fleas....or something like that. It's a mission impossible to win. Ya Ya's credibility boat is floating in waters that are dead calm. That's never good. He didn't fare well in the last tropic thunderstorm when he thought he had some collateral with "Story ain't over, babe. Another hushed-up Halle Berry hit-and-run type sitch, this ain't going to be, I assure you." Today, all he hears are birds flyin across the sky whispering "Help me help you". He may just be losin' it. Too many Mimosas?
Oh yeah there's more...even though Yakety Yak is more Ricky Martin than Rascal Flatts, he's in bed with more than one woman.
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More than one women ain't never good, cause his type have evil hearts.
But what ever MIGHT keep your boat a float in a rough sea, while grasping for the only ore you got in the water, might soon be hit by a big wave, and old yak yak might then understand he is sleeping with the devil! (but it will be too late and he won't even have one dang ore to his name or reputation left as the other sharks are already restless)
The words blub blub blub can be heard as the other sharks circle, and the awful truth is known.
It might be time to give it up, Teddy. When your source is a librarian from Iowa and a grandma from Florida, your credibility is lost. Lainey too. How's that John Mayer/Keith Urban tour coming, Lainey?
I have never really read anything that idiot write, but I looked at a article today.
If you think he is low class, read the comments written.
LOW CLASS & NO CLASS GO HAND IN HAND!
Yuck!!!!!!
Pretty funny. Another laugh has been reading the sucking up going on at E in the baby congrats thread to the missing mod by the skeptics.
THAT GUY IS AS CRAZY AS THE HATERS. NO WONDER THEY GO HAND AND HAND INTO THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN.
I AGREE ANON 5:13
It not like they even like her. LMAO
In fact I bet they really really don't like her.
In fact I bet they really really don't like her.
They sure as hell don't. At one point they whined that E! and the board mods were working against them.
Check the mirror skeptics...there's something brown on your noses.
They must have forgotten that fact SM.
Like they forget they post the same BS for over 5 years. Must be Tara thinks no one notices! LMAO
As jealous as the haters are, Keith and Nicole are living the life of their dreams, and they can't change that!
They don't have a worry in the world, and can & do, do ANYTHING THEY WANT, WHEN THEY WANT.
Pretty nice life !
No amount of bashing by them can change that!
Get a life haters , you might find it refreashing after 5 years of hate!
ha ha Ernie the dog and Ernie the dog's dad are sure clued into everything Keith Urban.
Guess no kids so they put all their effort into Keith Urban LMAO
Fleas anyone?
Erniemom is clearly a dolt. She thinks Jennifer Aniston should latch onto Gerard Butler (a self-admitted player). She thinks Keith is losing his upper lip when it's right there where it's always been.
Ha ha. There is a video of the interview. Plain and simple. Erie the dog LIES. lol
What else is new? LOL
Guess Ernie the dog and couch hubby, find something wrong with going to the dentist (as if that were needed???)
Low Class for sure.
I agree Anon 7:04
Keith and Nicole having a great life together.
And a beautiful family.
Like a couple of haters on the internet bother them! lol
While they waste away their life on the internet, the rest of the world enjoys a good life. It doesn't matter when you log in, there they are , talking about 5 year old comments and lies that no one cares about .
No one cares about IMO. lol Their opinion is about 5 year old stories they made up.
Pitiful waste of the only life they get!
They ought to listen to Keith sometimes! He gets it!
Oh and that TED WHO person is the scum of the earth. Guess thats why they all get along so well!
The dog ought to know there will be a video to show her a liar.
What's ridiculous is snippets of the interview were posted on several sites before the show even aired. Dummy.
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