August 6, 2010

E! Online's Nomorefan:
Latest Keith Urban Crime
Against Humanity Is Oatmeal Elitism

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nomorefan: He's become as high maintenance as his wife - highest quality, free range meat and organic vegetables, high quality sushi with steel cut oatmeal

nomorefan: To the average consumer, who really cares if oatmeal is cut with steel or not? Who puts this in the average Joe's head?

If you too want to participate in Oatmeal Elitism you don't have to look far....

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That's right readers, steel cut oats are sold in Wal-Marts or under a generic brand at a store near you. nomorefan's purposefully outlandish and ignorant argument that Average Joe doesn't buy steel cut oats is a prime example of the stupidity she's been spewing for the past 5 years. Only habitual hater Mimosa went along with nomorefan, calling healthy eating a "pretension".

It's. Just. That. Easy.

BAHAHAHAHA!