September 1, 2010

The State Of Being Inept Keith Urban Myths Skeptic Maclen: Miserable

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So despite all logic, maclen, ridiculous and inept skeptic maclen, continues to harp on albums sales figures. She says Capitol could have dumped him, despite the reality he was their top-selling artist. Let's forget today about the economy, phenom acts, acts that are new and have that honeymoon period, and Keith's documented success through digital sales. Let's take a look at other artists that should be dumped for no certification, certification taking too long, not making platinum sales or sales not performing to previous levels. Pure stats. Because after all, maclen can't be wrong, can she?


maclen: The fact of the matter...the one point I try to make on this blog...over and over...and over and over...is that THERE IS consequences to NOT selling as many cds as you have in the past! You know, the fansies can carp on about some other superfluous award nom or win...but that is just...PROMO...they can carp on about another featured cover story in People mag....but again, that is just PROMO...appearances on talk show...what was that word again? Oh right...PROMO! Now as to the noms and awards...it is true that the orb is not getting as much as he once did 5 years ago...and that is a reflection on his current standing in the country music industry..."out with the old and in with the new" is always and constantly in play. But if the extra media PR apparatus exposure the orb is now getting...especially with the collapse of "mutt"...and he still isnt able to simply sell cds to even his previous standards, he will be out of there. I felt CapNash was in the position to dump the orb from the label with the diminished cd sales of whole crazy..but they decided to stick with the orb for the next cd, Defying Sales. And now they are about to release another cd...perhaps rush releasing it before the orb's cds are usually released...and perhaps in a "stripped down approach"... if the orb doesnt sell...he is definately finished. And no amount of excuses or explainations from his monkeys...no amount of "organizing" or media "rigging" can save him in what I really believe is a certain inevitability.



Awards don't count....because Keith has been nominated and won. Tours don't count....because he's had successful ones. Appearances don't count....because Keith has been asked and well-received at many places, from television to charity events.


Of course the only thing that matters is album sales!


The latest figures from RIAA.com


Martina McBride


EVOLUTION
Certification Date 02/26/2001
3.00x MULTI PLATINUM


EMOTION
Certification Date 09/15/2000
PLATINUM


MARTINA
Certification Date 04/20/2006
2.00x MULTI PLATINUM

TIMELESS
Certification Date 12/12/2005
PLATINUM


WAKING UP LAUGHING
Certification Date 09/12/2007
GOLD

SHINE
Release date: March 24, 2009
YET TO MAKE GOLD

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DIERKS BENTLEY


DIERKS BENTLEY
Certification Date 03/15/2005
PLATINUM


MODERN DAY DRIFTER
Certification Date 12/06/2005
PLATINUM

LONG TRIP ALONE
Certification Date 11/27/2006
GOLD

GREATEST HITS
Release Date: May 6, 2008
YET TO MAKE GOLD

FEEL THAT FIRE
Release Date February 3, 2009
YET TO MAKE GOLD

UP ON THE RIDGE
Release Date June 8, 2010
YET TO MAKE GOLD

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Brad Paisley


MUD ON THE TIRES
Certification Date 12/14/2004
2.00x MULTI PLATINUM


TIME WELL WASTED
Certification Date 01/05/2007
2.00x MULTI PLATINUM

BRAD PAISLEY CHRISTMAS
Release Date: October 10, 2006
YET TO MAKE GOLD

5TH GEAR
Certification Date 04/09/2008
PLATINUM

PLAY
Release Date: November 4, 2008
YET TO MAKE GOLD

AMERICAN SATURDAY NIGHT
Certification Date 06/30/2010
GOLD


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Kenny Chesney


NO SHOES, NO SHIRT, NO PROBLEMS
Certification Date 04/22/2004
4.00x MULTI PLATINUM


WHEN THE SUN GOES DOWN
Certification Date 07/21/2005
4.00x MULTI PLATINUM


BE AS YOU ARE
Certification Date 03/08/2005
PLATINUM


THE ROAD AND THE RADIO
Certification Date 01/23/2007
3.00x MULTI PLATINUM


JUST WHO I AM: POETS & PIRATES
Certification Date 12/10/2007
PLATINUM


LUCKY OLD SUN
Certification Date 06/30/2010
GOLD


We could list more but there's really no need. Look through other artists like Faith Hill, Tim McGraw and Reba McEntire you'll see the same thing...sales that fluctuate or decrease. And in spite of that their labels didn't drop them, they didn't start touring the casino circuit, and they didn't plan a move to Branson! According to inept skeptic maclen they should be dropped!

The skeptics have tunnel vision. They can't accept that Keith Urban, without their help, has become one of the established artists of the genre. He's had hits in the US for over 10 years and is at the top of the country music ladder.

But poor pathetic maclen. The only thing she has for her blog is album sales, because those are diminished numbers. It doesn't stop there readers. Maclen is in a really bad way. Check out the top right sidebar for the true state of where she is. She can't admit the truth about Urban Myths and she can't admit the truth about Keith Urban or Nicole Kidman. Also, be sure to take a listen to the skeptics new theme song, just below the Skeptic Zone logo!

BAHAHAHAHA!

5 Comments:

still there and watching said...

It's pretty obvious to anybody with a brain that maclen just likes to hear herself talk. She's irrelevant to the others on UMyths; always has been, always will be. The skeptics put up with her just like they put up with middlesea's cosmic ramblings and imahick/notahick's long, drawnout, repeat posts. They put up with taralea although nobody ever believed she had a source and they put up with ohsoloony even though she has 3 obvious usernames and posts like a mental patient. They put up with it because they've got nothing else. And btw SM = they love it when you feature them in a blog. High fives and congrats were all around when Sue got her own blog the other day. It's a badge of honor.

Anonymous said...

Hey SM, this girl is Nicole's stand in for Trespass

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=4477009&l=ce71fe30c5&id=100864624153

SkewerMistress said...

Thanks anon. Will include it in the next update!

SkewerMistress said...

still there and watching - That's fine. Their high-fives are high-fives for stupidity. They're just too stupid and hateful to see themselves for what they represent.

yawn said...

SM thank you for telling the truth and putting it out there for everyone to see. MacStupid needs to be locked up and medicated to the eye-balls.

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