Erniesmom: Hypocrite Of The Week Hoosierlady: Hater Of The WeekNomorefan: Dumbest Comment This Week

erniesmom: What a sweet story.He is such a cool guy.
Thanks Mimosa for bringing him into My life.

erniesmom: Yes-we meet him and I got 2--yes 2 big hugs...I told him I loved the show and he gave me a great big bear hug.I bought a picture and he singed it for me.He joked with my hubby and shook his hand.Then I asked him to do something.....He gave me this strange look....I said-If I buy a tshirt........will you sign my pocket of my jeans..(Back one,of course) So he said-will your hubby be upset.I said-for you,who cares! So I bent over and he proceeded to sign my big butt....and I have a picture...I bet he got out of there and laughed about granny asking him to touch her butt.....lol I am so glad Mimosa that you turned us on to Jimmy.Thanks hon we had a great time. and he touched my Butt!! I am so excited...


erniesmom: I love his music-his values-his outlook on life and most of all I love my
RED JEANS!

erniesmom: I actually bought a new pair of white jeans..and they are a size smaller.That way Jimmy will not have to write so big! hahaha

erniesmom as "blue sky" on Urban Myths: There are many "fanatics" who will go to Keith events, and they will make little signs to put on their purses or pieces of clothing which reflect their screen names from various fan message boards. This enables other fans to identify them - sort of liking carrying a red rose on a blind date! Can you imagine grown women doing this?


YES ACTUALLY WE CAN!


*********************************************


hoosierlady: Keith Richards is likely to snort Keith Urban some fine day.


Just more material for the blog hoosierlady. Thanks for being consistent.


**********************************************


nomorefan: Now IF and I repeat IF, Bella and Connor would go to the Kidmans' home for a visit, do you really think NARS Org@sm Illuminator is the appropriate product to have sitting in your bathroom?

NARS Orgasm blush was so successful the company expanded the line to include items like nail polish, lip gloss, and now their Illuminator. How many mothers bought those products? Who knows but we're glad to mention the line. Top quality, top seller. Go figure!

Don't like the word "orgasm" but bring on the anal beads and phallic vegetable plate?

Hello Kettle,This is Pot. You're Black.









BAHAHAHAHA!

E! Online Skeptic Mimosa Is Off Her Meds

Mimosa: I've seen the Eagles several times, and they are, to me, the greatest band America ever produced. They are incomparable.

Joe is colorful, but he's a brilliant musician, as are all the Eagles, and the Chicks too. This is a very gifted bunch of people and Keith better be on top of his game. He better show up for some rehearsals this time.



This talk is just as brilliant as Mimosa's explanation that everyone in Hollywood but Nicole Kidman is a wonderful creative personality.

Let's skewer Mimosa shall we readers?



So Mimosa tell us why some of the Eagles aren't hopeless addicts no better than street bums? Why aren't they old fogies trying to act younger than they are, having the nerve to tour stadiums? Why aren't they liars and cheaters? You're such a fan surely you've read Don Felder's "Heaven and Hell: My Life in the Eagles", but we wouldn't be shocked if you don't even know who he is.

Why aren't The Dixie Chicks un-American, ungrateful embarrassments? Why isn't Martie another skank who the skeptics say slept with Keith Urban? Or is she an innocent victim of his manipulation? Why aren't they bad mothers for working when they don't have to? Why aren't they only interested in making money off the backs of "real" working Americans since they aren't making a new Chicks record after the tour? Why aren't the Maguire sisters using Natalie Maines to promote their new side project she has no part of?


If the The Eagles are so fantastic in your eyes why aren't you trashing them for coming up with such a ridiculous idea as personally selecting Keith Urban to go on tour with them?


The answer is the same to every single question....you are a lying, hateful, hypocritical, witch!

Mimosa, you've been skewered.

It's. Just. That. Easy.