June 2, 2011

Don't Let The Door Hit Ya On The Way Out!

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On the heels of an Urban Myths mythmaker hanging up her pen, an opportunity presented itself that this blog couldn't pass up. The E! Online Negative thread can thank many folks who don't believe a word of what's posted there for their view count. They can also thank someone who sent me a message asking me to update the blog, given the gem she found a few hours ago. Most of the time I decline because it's the usual antics....Mimosa lies that she's been a Keith fan for 15 years, hit n run lies that Nicole Kidman has no career prospects or that she as Tara is not an integral part of Urban Myths, maclen lies that she's not a skeptic, nomorefan pretends certain photos don't exist and makes up scenarios for ones she deems acceptable to the neg thread. Let it be known that with the skeptics insatiable need for lies and manipulation I cannot leave the blog unmonitored if it is to stay online so I do stay up to date with what is sent here. We've had more abusive messages come in and even an attempt to hack the blog and reset the password, which may or may not have been courtesy of the usual suspects. Note to the nut or nuts: Google alerted me when there were multiple attempts to log into the Blogger account from somewhere other than my usual location. Don't try it again. Because the skeptics can't leave STS alone, I check the inbox and email every week. Tonight wasn't their lucky night. If anyone had any doubts about what Skewering The Skeptics and other sane posters online have said here's something to shake them. A neon sign blasting in your face to make you see what a pathological group of liars "The Skeptics" are and how accepting they are of others to lie. All in the name of "paving the way".

Yes it's time to highlight the stupid and delightful mistake of Oh "so" Leery aka I'm Still Leery aka Jakra777 aka Making Movies aka Hatti aka Jake.


The blunder in all its glory!


Here's Mimosa telling I'm Still Leery she's mistaken about the mystery brunette, an argument that has lasted several days. Deja vu anyone?

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I'm Still Leery, after responding to nomorefan, forgets which personality to post under and responds to Mimosa as Jakra777, an alterego she's used to make it appear there's more skeptics than they are really are. Not an original tactic by any means!

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But oops, Loony Leery realizes her mistake and changes the post but she can't change who she is responding to!

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Thanks to Anonymous Contributor for sending this in!

Anonymous also wanted to pass along the interesting tidbits that Jake and Hatti told different stories to Urban Myths, as to why they were off the blog, coincidentally of course during the same time Still Leery and Jakra were off E. One story was they were in the hospital. The other was they were just too busy working! Will maclen be worrying about Jake and Hatti anymore or responding to them as if they are two separate people? We can't stop laughing but we have to to get to....


Mimosa! An argument between two skeptics is always like an argument between Dumb and Dumber. First she never believed the brunette story. Now she knows exactly who made it up and why and the whole history behind it. So she only debunks the mystery brunette when it serves her purposes. She wants to make her lies more believable so she argues with other liars who are more outrageous than her! She also won't admit to hanging out online with "the brunette" inventors or being just as obsessed with lying as the women who make up personal relationship stories. As we know the brunette tale isn't the only one!

A common thread here? Lies, lies, and lies. That's the real reason another skeptic bit the dust. They can't keep up the public charade no matter how many times they type LIAR in all caps or post a boring and repetitive laundry list of their own fantasies.

This summer is already turning out to be pretty great, isn't it!

Don't let the door hit your skeptic behinds on the way out, liars.

September 1, 2010

The State Of Being Inept Keith Urban Myths Skeptic Maclen: Miserable

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So despite all logic, maclen, ridiculous and inept skeptic maclen, continues to harp on albums sales figures. She says Capitol could have dumped him, despite the reality he was their top-selling artist. Let's forget today about the economy, phenom acts, acts that are new and have that honeymoon period, and Keith's documented success through digital sales. Let's take a look at other artists that should be dumped for no certification, certification taking too long, not making platinum sales or sales not performing to previous levels. Pure stats. Because after all, maclen can't be wrong, can she?


maclen: The fact of the matter...the one point I try to make on this blog...over and over...and over and over...is that THERE IS consequences to NOT selling as many cds as you have in the past! You know, the fansies can carp on about some other superfluous award nom or win...but that is just...PROMO...they can carp on about another featured cover story in People mag....but again, that is just PROMO...appearances on talk show...what was that word again? Oh right...PROMO! Now as to the noms and awards...it is true that the orb is not getting as much as he once did 5 years ago...and that is a reflection on his current standing in the country music industry..."out with the old and in with the new" is always and constantly in play. But if the extra media PR apparatus exposure the orb is now getting...especially with the collapse of "mutt"...and he still isnt able to simply sell cds to even his previous standards, he will be out of there. I felt CapNash was in the position to dump the orb from the label with the diminished cd sales of whole crazy..but they decided to stick with the orb for the next cd, Defying Sales. And now they are about to release another cd...perhaps rush releasing it before the orb's cds are usually released...and perhaps in a "stripped down approach"... if the orb doesnt sell...he is definately finished. And no amount of excuses or explainations from his monkeys...no amount of "organizing" or media "rigging" can save him in what I really believe is a certain inevitability.



Awards don't count....because Keith has been nominated and won. Tours don't count....because he's had successful ones. Appearances don't count....because Keith has been asked and well-received at many places, from television to charity events.


Of course the only thing that matters is album sales!


The latest figures from RIAA.com


Martina McBride


EVOLUTION
Certification Date 02/26/2001
3.00x MULTI PLATINUM


EMOTION
Certification Date 09/15/2000
PLATINUM


MARTINA
Certification Date 04/20/2006
2.00x MULTI PLATINUM

TIMELESS
Certification Date 12/12/2005
PLATINUM


WAKING UP LAUGHING
Certification Date 09/12/2007
GOLD

SHINE
Release date: March 24, 2009
YET TO MAKE GOLD

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DIERKS BENTLEY


DIERKS BENTLEY
Certification Date 03/15/2005
PLATINUM


MODERN DAY DRIFTER
Certification Date 12/06/2005
PLATINUM

LONG TRIP ALONE
Certification Date 11/27/2006
GOLD

GREATEST HITS
Release Date: May 6, 2008
YET TO MAKE GOLD

FEEL THAT FIRE
Release Date February 3, 2009
YET TO MAKE GOLD

UP ON THE RIDGE
Release Date June 8, 2010
YET TO MAKE GOLD

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Brad Paisley


MUD ON THE TIRES
Certification Date 12/14/2004
2.00x MULTI PLATINUM


TIME WELL WASTED
Certification Date 01/05/2007
2.00x MULTI PLATINUM

BRAD PAISLEY CHRISTMAS
Release Date: October 10, 2006
YET TO MAKE GOLD

5TH GEAR
Certification Date 04/09/2008
PLATINUM

PLAY
Release Date: November 4, 2008
YET TO MAKE GOLD

AMERICAN SATURDAY NIGHT
Certification Date 06/30/2010
GOLD


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Kenny Chesney


NO SHOES, NO SHIRT, NO PROBLEMS
Certification Date 04/22/2004
4.00x MULTI PLATINUM


WHEN THE SUN GOES DOWN
Certification Date 07/21/2005
4.00x MULTI PLATINUM


BE AS YOU ARE
Certification Date 03/08/2005
PLATINUM


THE ROAD AND THE RADIO
Certification Date 01/23/2007
3.00x MULTI PLATINUM


JUST WHO I AM: POETS & PIRATES
Certification Date 12/10/2007
PLATINUM


LUCKY OLD SUN
Certification Date 06/30/2010
GOLD


We could list more but there's really no need. Look through other artists like Faith Hill, Tim McGraw and Reba McEntire you'll see the same thing...sales that fluctuate or decrease. And in spite of that their labels didn't drop them, they didn't start touring the casino circuit, and they didn't plan a move to Branson! According to inept skeptic maclen they should be dropped!

The skeptics have tunnel vision. They can't accept that Keith Urban, without their help, has become one of the established artists of the genre. He's had hits in the US for over 10 years and is at the top of the country music ladder.

But poor pathetic maclen. The only thing she has for her blog is album sales, because those are diminished numbers. It doesn't stop there readers. Maclen is in a really bad way. Check out the top right sidebar for the true state of where she is. She can't admit the truth about Urban Myths and she can't admit the truth about Keith Urban or Nicole Kidman. Also, be sure to take a listen to the skeptics new theme song, just below the Skeptic Zone logo!

BAHAHAHAHA!

August 30, 2010

Inept Keith Urban Myths Skeptic
Maclen Trying To Deceive Again!

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maclen through her lies wants to pretend that she isn't a skeptic and isn't an ex fan. We're not buying it.

Supposedly, just today, she found out Keith Urban has planned to release his new album this year.

Supposedly, maclen isn't familiar with how Keith Urban has recorded albums in the past or aware of Capitol Nashville's history.

Supposedly, maclen's post today and Urban Myths is 100% completely honest.

maclen: ...so on the topic of orb's diminishing cd sales... seems a simian over at monkeyland is making some noise that capnash IS looking to release the orb's next cd THIS YEAR!

http://www.keithurban.net/forum/index.php?topic=39440.45


"Capitol has targeted November for the release of a new Keith Urban album.
One label insider suggests the project will take a stripped-down approach,
though Capitol/EMI Nashville president/CEO Mike Dungan says he’s learned
to wait until Urban is done with an album to evaluate it stylistically."

Now, first, take notice of the bolded sentence...

One label insider suggests the project will take a stripped-down approach

...yes..."stripped-down approach" to the "project"...which is code for..."Were in hell NOT going to pay alot of money anymore on this mediocre selling hick!" So, this is what I've been PRAYING for! Yes, capnash...rush release the cd...stripe down the budget...orb's "nickel and diming" his time with just a few days here, a few there recording of this thing will absolutely ensure a VERY mediocre cd! No doubt the orb will be experiencing a further "stripping down" on the popularity meter...and the cd failure meter!




BAHAHAHAHAHA! Here's the complete blurb with the real quote


Capitol has targeted November for the release of a new Keith Urban album. One label insider suggests the project will take a stripped-down approach, though Capitol/EMI Nashville president/CEO Mike Dungan says he’s learned to wait until Urban is done with an album to evaluate it stylistically. “He will find a groove and find a spot where everything is just right where it needs to be, and then the rest of it is magic,” Dungan says. “But it’s rarely what he [originally] says it’s going to be.”

Pulse Music



Things like this should always be taken with a grain of salt, the "insider" report. But one thing the fans know, and so does maclen, that Capitol doesn't hear the record until its finished. Why? Well that's the way it's been. When Keith Urban joined Capitol the label was in a state of transition. During that time they left Keith to get the job done and for the company to sort out their own issues. After the success of the first album they let things stand that Keith was an artist that didn't need to be micro-managed when it came to making his music.

As for the "failed" album maclen keeps touting, Defying Gravity, no one who is sane would call a #1 Billboard charted album with 5 hit singles in the American and Canadian country markets, the biggest markets in the world, as a failure. Every single #1 in Canada, every single in the USA at least Top 3, a top seller in Australia without breaking the country market, a collection by one of Capitol Nashville's most valued artists. Such a loser, that DG album!


We know the only reason inept skeptic maclen is praying that Keith Urban does come out with a cd this year, as we reported weeks before maclen pretended to discover this news, is so that she has something new to lie about because her current material is OLD.

Stay tuned for the true state of the skeptics in the sidebar. The truth isn't pretty as you'll soon see from the skeptics' own mouths!

By the way skeptics, what happened to the lies you started that Nicole Kidman was funding his cd's and holding a stake in his songwriting! LMAO!

August 27, 2010

New Video - Nicole Kidman & Keith Urban In Hong Kong - Skeptic Myths Debunked



Once again video proves that skeptics like maclen, MADISON, Oh So " Loony" and erniesmom from Urban Myths and The E! Online Awful Truth are liars.

MADISON: It looks to me, like he didn't have such a good time. No one seems to be paying attention to him. They are all talking amongst themselves and it is like Keith is the background music. Then the pictures of Baldy makes her look like a fool that she is. Look at the people behind her. They look like they are at a funeral.


erniesmom: Why is it that she seems to be Enjoying the music and having a good time when shes NOT in NASH? Every time I'[ve seen her at a Country Mucis Show(Awards usually) she is Yawning and Bored

Jakra777 / Oh " so" Leery / I'm Still Leery: never saw a couple that put out such trash. Its really amateurish maybe thats why there are no parts for her she just cant act!

maclen: And yes blue sky, no doubt a part of that $10 mil spent on a simple real estate investment was that $1 mil they got for that "special" UN/Omega trip where they supposedly raised just over a $100k for charity...between the "fraken" both of them...while they ended up getting paid over $1 mil to do it!

maclen won't tell you the truth and that is the UNIFEM gala fundraiser was simply the capper to the trip for Nicole and Keith. Nicole spent the day promoting Omega (she is an ambassador for them after all) going to a store opening which also coincided with the launch of the limited edition Omega Constellation Co-Axial Chronometer. Whatever she was paid, and we have no idea where you are getting your figures maclen, is for her contract with Omega...a contract that other celebrities like George Clooney have. Omega and UNIFEM found a partnership together and does anyone really think Nicole Kidman or Keith Urban was paid for the charity gala? NO! In fact, if you watch the video in its entirety you'll see that the event was fully endorsed by UNIFEM and in attendance was Joan Libby-Hawk, UNIFEM's public affairs chief. You'll also see the signed box of the watch Nicole was given by Omega, which she auctioned off for UNIFEM.


The skeptics continue to lie. They won't tell you Nicole has been involved with the UN, specifically UNICEF and UNICEF Australia since 1994.




They won't tell you Nicole's acceptance into UNIFEM was conditional upon a meeting by the executive director Noeleen Heyzer

"She's a great listener and an extraordinary person."
~Heyzer, Redbook Magazine, September 2006


If you want more information and more of the truth on Nicole and Keith's charity work, check out this past STS blog.

August 24, 2010

Nicole Kidman Lies About Alpacas,
Leipers Fork Garden, And Baptism?
More Skeptic Myths Debunked

The alpacas have come home to roost readers! Reality keeps biting the E! Online and Urban Myths skeptics in the ass over and over again! You can trust Skewering The Skeptics will be here to document it all. So let's get started.


The skeptics have decided that everything Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban say about their personal life is a lie. Even if there's photographs, like the Urban and Kidman clans at an alpaca farm, it's all staged for publicity. They especially like to say Nicole is lying about the garden they have on their property in Tennessee.

Any of these old quotes look familiar?


nomorefan: Her fables of gardening in Nashville, the alpacas she purchased for someone else to take care of at the ranch she has been to once, and yearning to milk a goat.

Mimosa: Yeah...can't you just see Granny Baby BBQ Girl cultivating a roof top garden in her overalls and straw hat..and her scarves.....being all organic and everything.
She might even put a few goats on the elevator so she can make that cheese.

Mimosa: The idea of HagMaw having a vegetable garden in TN while she's filming in NY is really hilarious.

hoosierlady: I think this is PR for victim NK, other sites are recycling the alpaca story and the garden story, it is pretty late in the year to be planting a garden

maclen: Well, I voted for kidman winning first prize at the county fair for her zucchini lips...simply because it was the most hilarious choice.



Hilarious you say? Well we have one more person telling it like it really is. If you recall Laurel Edwards, an Australian DJ, is living temporarily in Nashville while her husband, and long-time friend of Keith's, Troy Cassar-Daley works on his music. She's been giving her listeners back home updates on what it's like living in America. Well this latest clip is one more nail in the skeptics' coffin!

Click HERE to listen to what she has to say about getting to know Nicole. Scroll down to the August 24th entry.


Now remember the "fake" trip to Italy the Urbans took?


Oh " so" Leery: We get pics of her crossing the street until we're ready to barf and no pics of four days in Italy??? Boy, now is that not a quandary??

Oh yes Father well it's true she wasn't born in Nash she was born in where ever. Oh no Father we are not really the parents we're the pretend parents. But does that really mean anything. Can't we just lie to everyone. I'm sure the Church wouldn't mind!! We're so wonderful!! You can just fill out the Baptismal Certificate as follows: Thank you so much!! ((giggles)))


innervoice: And I think it's reprehensible that she mentions the baptism of her daughter in Italy to garner attention for NINE. BTW, I don't believe that tale for a second.

Mimosa: It's also reprehensible that Itty Bitty allows her to do it. They both make me sick.

A440: And I remain suspicious of those reports of Sunday's Italian baptism - the one that occurred sans family while KUNK were on vacation.

nomorefan: nomorefan: More lies from Nine Lips. Remember the quick, little get-away - remember the one where Suro got baptized, and he literally got off the airport and onto the stage for his show because his plane arrived late?


Despite the fact there were tweets and at least one fan photo from Sienna, the skeptics kept denying everything. That trip is already over a year ago, but like we say here at STS...the truth always comes out.

Huge thanks to the writer of the article below. She uploaded her piece that ran recently in the Giornale di Reggio about some of Northern Italy's finest food and food service.





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Notice anything about Page 2? Yes that's Nicole Kidman in two of the photos. Unfortunately the text, even enlarged, is very difficult to read. However that did not deter us at STS. Scanning the article we found the confirmation that the Urbans did in fact have a baptism (batessimo).

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But there's more! The text in the photos above may be excruciatingly small. But a little detective work online gave us the website for chef Paola and sommelier Villiam, and their restaurant Ristorante alla Pieve. Yes, they are the same staff featured in the Reggio article.

Included is a page summarizing what they did for Nicole, her family, and her friends for the time they were there. Below is a photo of the program for the baptism that the skeptics say never happened.

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From a January 2010 interview in UK Magazine SHE

Before the country crooner kicked off his tour last year, the trio — along with a few close friends — rented a villa in Italy for two weeks for a bit of rest and relaxation! “We ate, played music, swam, drove to nearby cities,” she recalls.


Oh and before nomorefan starts ranting and raving, the dates already confirm that Keith joined Nicole and their daughter in Italy, and then they left together with Keith bound for his Boston show.

All this debunking makes yours truly nostalgic. Want to take a peek at another blog where we ripped the skeptics to shreds?

From November 2009

Nomorefan Has No Clothes!

The more time passes readers, the more this blog can Skewer The Skeptics!

August 21, 2010

Another Keith Urban Myths Blog
Debunked: Bacall Disses Kidman

One of the biggest urban myths the skeptics have tried to keep alive online is that Lauren Bacall, two-time co-star of Nicole Kidman, dissed her in a 2004 interview. There's so much to the story that the E! and Urban Myths blog skeptics won't tell you. They simply keep repeating like brainless sheep that Bacall deliberately insulted Kidman.

THE FACTS

The interview occurred in 2004 while Bacall was promoting Birth.

A presenter for the British morning show GMTV, Jenni Falconer, made the uneducated statement," And now you've worked alongside another screen legend, Nicole Kidman ..." whereby Bacall interrupted her with this quote

Lauren Bacall: "She's not a legend. She's a beginner. What is this 'legend'? She can't be a legend at whatever age she is. She can't be a legend, you have to be older."

Nicole was only 37 at the time.


So why did the skeptics latch onto the quote? Because it was taken out of context courtesy of the media. There were stories claiming that Bacall was dissing Kidman with the abbreviated statement "She's not a legend. She's a beginner". The skeptics as usual, ignored the truth and latched onto reporting that was incorrect and misleading. But that's par for the course with the skeptics. If they can't invent something they lift other lies from other sources.

While we don't have that original interview we'd like to point out that Falconer is also par for the course in the UK. It's very common for female presenters, or what we Americans usually call hosts, to be young, pretty, without a journalism or media degree, and known to pose during the course of their fame for men's magazines or ads wearing very little. We can safely say they are more personality than serious broadcaster. Falconer is in fact one such "personality". Her lack of preparedness gave exactly what the media wanted, a malleable story that could be turned into something negative.


So what does Lauren Bacall really think of Nicole Kidman? The skeptics simply don't want you to know.


This blurb that was posted on the Urbna Myths blog in the terms just as we described above - inaccurate and misleading.


So, What Does Nicole Kidman Get Out Of This Deal Anyway?


September 2004 - Bacall Disses Kidman’s Legend Tag - During an interview on British TV show GMTV yesterday morning, Bacall, 79, became irritated when the 37-year-old Oscar winner was described as "a legend". Cutting off interviewer Jenni Falconer in mid-sentence, Bacall blurted, "She's not a legend. She's a beginner.”


Choice and Nicole Kidman's Journey even wrote a whole blog about it. Unfortunately for Choice they were told they had distorted the facts, but the blog decided, as usual to dismiss the truth.

Lauren Bacall will put you in your place


Today the myth continues. From an Urban Myths devotee....

smorgas91: l bacall came out swinging when nk was referred as a legend a few years back

But as always STS has the real deal, the proof!

So let's start with some video. Here's Lauren at Nicole's American Cinematheque tribute.




We also have some quotes

From the Venice Film festival, promoting Birth

"I love working with a young actress. Nicole and I worked together on Dogville and we were friends when we started this. That laid the groundwork for our fabulous relationship on screen and off."


Nicole has often talked about her friendship with Lauren, calling her her "NY mother" and later in 2006 revealing that she'd like to see the legend win an Oscar. It's easy to see the two are true friends.

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When Bacall updated her autobiography By Myself and Then Some, her friendship and work with Nicole was included. There's a photo of them together at the Birth premiere and she says this....

"Nicole Kidman was the star, and I would most happily play her mother. I was thrilled beyond words."

In 2008 Bacall attended the NY premiere of Australia

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So much for this lie from this misinformed, anonymous skeptic:

"I am sure Lauren would not want to be known for being friends with Kidman. She has too much class to be seen with the likes of stick insect."


Another Urban Myths myth debunked. Not just the title topic but also many other aspects the skeptics try to lie about on a daily basis. Any of these sound familiar? Nicole Kidman has no friends. Nicole's co-stars never want to see or work with her again. Nicole lies about her life. Nicole cannot compliment anyone in the industry on their work. Nicole is a narcissist.

It's. Just. That. Easy.

BAHAHAHAHA!

What The Skeptics Do Best:
Quote Their Own Lies

















Can you count how many are in this latest Urban Myths blog?

1. Recently Nic (since that's what Keith and her one true love call her) went to Haiti for a three hour tour.

2. Nope, she got a lot of pictures taken, sweated through her sweater and hat and left having done a good job.

3. Rumors are Nic bought this place a few months ago but waited to tell everyone until the box office numbers were in about her true love's last film.

4. Nic can sit high atop the Big Apple proud of her contribution to humankind while she smokes her cigarettes off one of her three balconies. Keith can nurse his rumored ulcer. And Sunday, well does anyone know what happened to her


That's 4. Not a record, but a decent effort.



"But when they bought this place they bought yet another place that will be inaccessible from those little people who might want to bother them. Another bonus is no one will see who actually lives there. Just like L.A., the gated place in Oz, the high rise in Sydney and the private gated farm in Tennessee."


Does anyone wonder why they have gated and secured homes? Angry obsessed fans want a piece of him and think they are owed that. It's that Skeptic Sense of Entitlement rearing its ugly head time and time again! The Urban Myths skeptics have really tried on this one. They've clearly attempted to link their sick ideas with a current article that's sure to get many hits over the next few weeks. Still it's an epic fail made up of the same old same old. Another word for it? Lies.

Two questions for the silly skeptics.....

1)What did you expect from Keith if you continued to buy his albums and go to his concerts? He'd invite you to his mansion that you gave him permission to deserve?

2)Why do you think you have a right to see into Keith's home from the road? Why do you need to know exactly when he's there and when he's not? Be glad their home is away from the road and gated. Otherwise, we'd have even more proof you are full-time liars. In the real world where sanity counts for something, Keith and Nicole's word, the word of other celebrities, and everyday Nashvillians is enough.

August 20, 2010

Because Urban Myths Maclen Will Be Interested....

From CMT's Twitter

FollowCMT: The most popular full episode on CMT.com is CMT Crossroads: John Mayer and Keith Urban. Take a look for yourself: http://ow.ly/2s4c7 2:20 PM Aug 19th via HootSuite


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Justin Timberlake is having a benefit for the children who are cared for by Shriners Hospitals. Guess what it's called?

Justin Timberlake and Friends Concert 2010

Tickets go on sale tomorrow! But by all means, don't buy any because Timberlake put his name on the benefit to help the cause!

Don't forget All For The Hall 2010 is coming up! October 5th!


Inept Senior Skeptic Maclen you are a dunce.

It's. Just. That. Easy.

BAHAHAHAHA!

August 14, 2010

So The Skeptics Say No One
Likes Nicole Kidman

Hollywood doesn't. Australia doesn't. America doesn't. Country music folk don't. Keith Urban's family don't. Movie co-stars and employees take the money and tolerate the cold-hearted bitch. Children run away at the mere sight of her. She has no friends.

We've heard all that and more haven't we? Well it's time to put the skeptics from E! Online and Urban Myths in their place. A blog so big it needs it's own page! Follow STS as we debunk the skeptics through pictures. We've made a collection of rarely seen photographs that the haters are going to well, hate! Toni Collette and Cate Blanchett, the "real" actresses of Australia, talking and laughing with Nicole. Having a good time on film sets. Sean Penn going to dinner with Nicole when he's supposed to be disliking her with every fiber of his being, according to Mimosa. Nicole mingling at the CMA's, just for nomorefan. Remember the fabricated relationship Nicole had with Hugh Jackman and his family for Australia? We've got Nicole hanging out with wife Deborra-Lee 4 years prior! And much much more!

To start the fun click HERE!

August 9, 2010

Jakra777 Still On The Crazy Train



















Jakra777: If you want to call the tweet a pic I call it a blurred mess that anyone with a very large butt could fill. The LA twitter got it all wrong ! LOL

LA Twitter! BAHAHAHAHA! LA stands for LOUISIANA, as in the state from which the person is originally from. But the very first tweet was from a Nashvillian

RikkiJo: Nicole Kidman an Keith urban walking around our fair!!!!


And speaking of crazies, abc from the Urban Myths blog has said they are taking a break from posting. For the other skeptics it hopefully means abc won't be studying their Fashion Week photo shoot anymore.

*********UPDATE***********

Thanks Oh So Looney for confirming you read this blog!

Jakra777: If you want to call the tweet a pic I call it a blurred mess that anyone with a very large butt could fill. The Louisanna twitter got it all wrong ! LOL

Message was edited by: Didnt want anyone thinking that LA meant LA LOL

August 8, 2010

Who Do The Urban Myths
Skeptics Think They Are?





















This latest blog is just another example of how the Urban Myths skeptics think they can play judge, jury, and executioner.

Going to A County Fair...Without Their Daughter

So from Twitter we find out Keith and Nicole have gone to the fair. But the skeptics always say the tweets are fake because there are no photos. Today when we have a photo the commentary is "Look at the bad parents".

What won't the skeptics tell you? Nashville and the Middle Tennessee area have been experiencing a heat wave this past week with temps easily over 100 degrees.

Tennessee’s Heat Wave Most Intense Since 2007

So if the skeptics are smart enough to figure out which fair Keith and Nicole went to they'd also find out the only thing there for a child as young as 2 was a petting zoo. Not really worth the heat stroke for a fair-skinned little tyke is it?!

The dumb keep getting dumber, don't they?

It's. Just. That. Easy.

BAHAHAHAHA!

August 2, 2010

The Urban Myths Blog Joins
National Enquirer For Another Scam

Urban Myths has done it again, scamming its readers and lulling itself into a false sense of security.

The Urban Myths' Tabloid Hound feature was shut down months ago because someone had some common sense, but guess what readers? That didn't stop Urban Myths from blogging today about the Beaters and Cheaters edition of the National Enquirer. Like we predicted earlier, nomorefan did in fact bring it to the E! Online Negative thread when she had nothing else, even using the exact verbage we said she would.

But someone at Urban Myths thought they could post the tabloid feature and not look stupid. Not a well-thought out strategy UM. There's nothing there we haven't see before and look, The National Enquirer took Keith's rehab statement totally out of context solely for the purpose of deceiving the public.

Urban Myths - This Week's National Enquirer


National Enquirer's copy:

"Keith's publicist called Amanda's claims a fabrication, but later the singer said," I deeply regret the hurt this has caused Nicole".


What liars the folks at the National Enquirer are.


The real quote from Keith Urban in proper context:

"I deeply regret the hurt this has caused Nicole and the ones that love and support me." "One can never let ones guard down on recovery and I’m afraid that I have. With the strength and unwavering support I am blessed to have from my wife, family and friends, I am determined and resolved to a positive outcome."

Where was Amanda in this statement? No where to be found.


Skeptics at Urban Myths: You should be ashamed of yourselves but we know you aren't. "Discuss" all you want, everybody knows it's just a cover for what you don't want to talk about. You're just that transparent.

P.S. Don't you love the caption with the word "alleged"? Even the National Enquirer can't back up its own cover story! BAHAHAHAHA!


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Urban Myths' excuse : "It's kind of hard to ignore"

LMAO! Most people do ignore them. These rags have a faithful audience and that's who they are catering to, the very gullible.

You should have kept your $3 UM. Even some of your gullible followers think it was a dumb idea.

July 28, 2010

Another Urban Myths Blog Scam:
No One Reads Skewering The Skeptics

LMAO! Not only do fans read it but the skeptics do themselves!

mikki: abc, just want to be clear, I mean no disrespect to you. Let this person do her ranting and her obsessive lovefest on her own blog. Its harmless. No one reads it.
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Yes, that's page views in the thousands!

It's. Just. That. Easy.
BAHAHAHAHA!

July 27, 2010

Skeptics, The Truth Comes
Home To Roost Yet Again!

We're interrupting the normal stream of updates for a special blog. One the E! Online and Urban Myths Skeptics will simply love.

First a hello to nomorefan who left me another "anonymous" message.

nomorefan is so classy. Can't you tell by reading this latest post?


nomorefan: Then spoke of her second marriage to KU Masterpiece, and he isn't Australian either. The good part - the main male morning personality said, "I still don't know who Keith Urban is." (This isn't a country radio station.) With that, one of the other guys said, "If you saw him, you would think gay right away!"
Need I say more?



Nicole winning Best Local Nashville Celebrity must have been too much so she stopped by yesterday to let me know I had a hard on for Keith and Nicole. Oh and that I belong in the loony bin. Guess nomorefan got me confused with her buddies. Just take a look....


From November 13, 2009 12:47 PM

maclen: Well, MARK MY WORDS NOW... next year...after her dreary indie flicks have fizzled to minor release..or even to "straight to dvd status"...dont be surprised that "excerpts" from those "allegedly destroyed bad diaries" dont make it onto the internets! And of course inept team kidman will deny them as fake...or that they did not leak them...but I certainly expect it to happen.

Unfortunately for you Inept Senior Skeptic maclen, we are marking your words and it doesn't look good. Your batting average is ZERO. With Rabbit Hole premiering at Toronto we expect the lies to get even more elaborate and ridiculous.


kakee: She is going down. And there's nothing she can do. Bigger boobs will only make her more of a joke than she already is.

BAHAHAHA!


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Nicole Kidman: Winner of Best Local Nashville Celebrity

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Urban Myths Blog Photoshopped Sidebar


Pretty self-explanatory isn't it?

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kakee:Whenever she talks about Keith, it's always about his great love for her, and what he does for her. When they were first together, it made me nuts to hear her talk in interviews, because she would not give him credit for anything. But then I thought about other interviews I had heard from her, and realized that she never gave anyone any credit for anything. She seems afraid to do that, which is such a shame, because I always find those type of stars so much more likable.
It's why I've always loved Meryl Streep. Whenever she complimented on her talent, she always rolls her eyes and laughs, like you've got to be kidding. And when she's on with other actors, you can tell how much she loves to work and laugh with other. She's a true actor and others love to work with her.



You are simply a liar kakee. Here's just some of the examples that we could find in 5 minutes













Nicole talking about the cast of Nine: "It was interesting being around this cast," said Kidman. "People asked us about the egos and everything, and I think when you're working egos are not a part of it because when you love what you do you're just so glad to be around other people who love what they do. I came into the rehearsal room and saw Kate dancing up a storm, and said, 'Wow! That's amazing. I can't wait for people to see that part of her, and maybe she'll get a Broadway show out of this because she so deserves the lead in a show, whether she wants it or not.' I think that's what it is, and you see that with our director, he's just in the trenches, working everyday, and he still does not want to give the film up. That's what you need to be around to do good work, because it's contagious."

Nicole talking about Daniel Craig: “The thing about Daniel, and the reason I like working with him, is that he’s an actor’s actor.”


Nicole Kidman on Taylor Swift: She is a delight," Kidman said. "And she so deserves what's happening to her because, having met her and seeing her actually really become a phenomenon over the past couple of years, she really deserves it." Swift, of course, became the youngest person ever to win the CMA Entertainer of the Year award, among other honors. As if that weren't enough, Kidman went even further in her praise for Swift. "She's a honey bun," Kidman said. "She's everything that she appears to be."


Nicole on Robert Pattinson: "He's great," she said. "I think he's a really fine actor, actually, because he wants to be great. He's working with the right people."

Nicole on director Noah Baumbach: "I had seen ‘Squid and the Whale’, I had read the script and I had seen what Noah had done and was capable of, and had previously worked with Wes Anderson as a writer and I just thought he was an original voice in American cinema and I was very honored to be a part of this group."


Nicole on The Shining: "But this is what I love about Jack's performance in this movie. He is so bold in the way he does it. Look at how mean, how awful, he is to her. He doesn't hold back. In no sense is he winking at the audience and saying, 'Oh, I'm not really like this.' He just goes for it. Such a good combination, Stanley and Jack. Who would have guessed it?"


Our favorite clips. Watch closely kakee. Is "Meryl Streep" the standard line all skeptics bring out when they try to lie their way through an argument?






and most recently from the piece in Interview magazine with Marion Cotillard....

Nicole: "Yeah I want that bliss. I also think it happens [thinking about death] when you suddenly meet somebody who changes you. I met someone who I want to continue my life with for as long as I can. It saddens me so much to think of not having him, my love, in my life. Goodbye becomes a thing where I just think, Oh please no - for him and for my children...."


It's. Just. That. Easy.

BAHAHAHAHA!

July 21, 2010

Urban Myths Skeptics And Maclen
Looking In All The Wrong Places














maclen: Yeah, you're sure right about the neglect of the orb form CapNAsh website, blue sky! Under "CURRENT ARTISTS" at the website...

C'mon skeptics, you know where to look for the latest on Keith Urban. It's never ever been the Capitol Nashville site and each one of you know it, especially you maclen! Your "facts" are an indicator of nothing! Context and history is everything!


maclen: Well, as I contented last year when his cd, Defying Sales sold so poorly, he would be hard pressed to pay back CapNash for the money NOT made back by the mediocre album...the orb is scrambling for that extra dough to keep capnash from dumping his behind!


"Capnash"? That's real skepticspeak coming from someone who claims they aren't a skeptic! Whoops!

Here's more bad news for Inept Senior Skeptic maclen! Who is tops at Capitol Nashville? Why it's Keith Urban and Lady Antebellum!

From December 2009

http://www.billboard.biz/billboardbiz/photos/pdf/country_update.pdf

This week’s Billboard Country Update, the last of the year, includes not only the weekly Hot Country Songs chart, but also a recap of the top country artists, songs and labels of 2009.Suffice it to say, Capitol Nashville has plenty to be happy about. Keith Urban rules the Hot Country Songs Artists tally, thanks to three titles on the Hot Country Songs chart: “Sweet Thing” (No. 9), “Only You Can Love Me This Way” (No. 19) and “Kiss a Girl” (No. 25) all rank within the top 25 for the year. Lady Antebellum, the hot trio comprising Hillary Scott, Charles Kelley and Dave Haywood, dominates the Hot Country Songs recap, placing “I Run to You” at No. 1 for the year. The group’s most recent hit, “Need You Now,” also lands in the top 50 for the year (No. 48). Meanwhile, Capitol Nashville repeats at No. 1 on Hot Country Songs Imprints and overtakes Arista Nashville on the Hot Country Songs Labels chart. Arista Nashville, MCA Nashville, Mercury and Big Machine round out the top five imprints




The need for finding material for the Urban Myths blog is great. There's a treasure trove out there. Why not focus on what's really going on....Trespass is in preproduction, a former co-star being interviewed by Nicole, Keith as honorary dean for the Grammy camp, the Starry Night benefit, Nicole's UNIFEM website, Keith's summer concert tour....the real stuff. All you've got is old lies and rumors and false hope.

Meanwhile, in the real world as Keith records his next album it's too bad Urban Myths thinks Keith isn't doing anything in the studio.

From the country duo LoCash Cowboys...

LoCash Cowboys: BREAKING NEWS: KEITH URBAN jst RECORDED a song WE WROTE 4 his upcoming album! Its calld "YOU GUNNA FLY" (WOO HOOOO) feelin great 2day! -pb 3:52 PM Jul 20th via TweetDeck


maclen: Yes...impressive Urban Myths...A DAY in the studio! It does make you wonder what would be SO important about a few gigs at a festival or a few more gigs at a county fair! Well, as I contented last year when his cd, Defying Sales sold so poorly, he would be hard pressed to pay back CapNash for the money NOT made back by the mediocre album...the orb is scrambling for that extra dough to keep capnash from dumping his behind!

Since you are preoccupied with lying about record companies, please tell us Inept Senior Skeptic Maclen how much Dierks Bentley will have to pay back Capitol Nashville because he's sold less than Keith Urban. We know you think you deserve documentation of how he spends every hour of his life. So what if you don't get what you aren't entitled to? We're happy to let you look like an idiot and republish your thoughts on his "one day" in the studio. Is that one song an hour or does he crank them out every 15 minutes? LMAO!

Skeptics continue to play the oblivious card; you show yourselves to be the jealous boneheads you really are.


Coming up readers....a blog full of Keith Urban goodies exclusive to STS. Seriously the skeptics need to come here to get the skinny. Oh heck, we know they already do!

BAHAHAHAHA!

July 12, 2010

Urban Myths Skeptics: We Know
We're Lying But Leave Us Alone!





















We've had more than a few comments and private messages as of late from readers who say don't these women know they know they're lying? Oh they do. Do they know how stupid they look? Oh they do! They know we know and they are so fixated on hate they don't care. Inept Senior Skeptic Maclen proclaimed that Keith wouldn't be recording another album. Ooops, he's been in the studio and writing with many established artists and songwriters. You know the ones that are embarrassed by him and hate his wife. Successful tour, and that next album on Capitol is coming but Urban Myths posts


"He's been SO busy recording and touring. What a joke."

It's nothing but deceitful and vindictive blogging.

Should we dear Urban Myths go over the skeptic lies that had Capitol dropping him, Capitol demanding he record in Nashville, or that Nicole Kidman is paying for the albums? BAHAHAHAHA!


Some key pieces of a conversation from the past few days between skeptics and two people who have some common sense just rip the Urban Myths blog to shreds. Poor skeptics.


JOY: I personally don't need DNA results or copies of her medical records to be satisfied. They have the right to their privacy ESPECIALLY about pregnancies & any other medical situations that they have. It's a very sensitive area for people no matter who you are. Just my little ole opinion.


mikki: Laura, NK has the choice of keeping her private life private. She choses not to. So she invites the questions and speculation based on her own actions. Sorry we don't take everything they say as the gospel truth as you fans do. And where is your evidence that its all true? To me, believing this whole fairytale is just as ridiculous.


hoosierlady: They have a right to nothing private, as long as they put themselves out there. We pay to be entertained, hence the words "media whores".

Laura: Really? Oh my God, I had no idea you could read her mind!

Jeez, you guys think you know everything.

I'd be open to considering the ideas you people have on this couple, if they weren't so ridiculous! Yes, the marriage is weird to me too, but I still have yet to hear/see any evidence (that's legit and/or MAKES SENSE!!) that they're everything you guys claim they are.



Laura: I never ONCE said that I KNOW this or that is true. If you read what I wrote, I said that I'd HOPE she loves him, and that nothing is wrong with him expressing his love for her. Whether he means it or doesn't, WHO KNOWS? NOT US. Like I said before.



abc: DITCH THE ATTITUDE, LAURA!!

Reread the title of this blog!!!

If you don't like what it's about, LEAVE!! Stop making it about the commenters.

and, for your information, not "EVERY" married couple fights ... maybe in your world ... MANY MANY MANY people get along nicely and agreeably ... but then, you do tend to generalise anyway so your opinion on marriage would no doubt fall out of the same mould.



Okay abc, we reread the title of the blog. URBAN MYTHS. That's exactly what that blog is. Myths, or rumors, or fantasies you all want to wallow in. Whatever you want to call them, at the end of the day the rumors you post as facts....from gossip sites, tabloids, crappy women's magazines or your own computer screen....is all you have. That's why your posts are identical from 5 years ago. A wedding from 4 years ago, a pregnancy from 2 years ago...the talk is all the same. Same stories, same rumors, same skeptic-created lies. WE ALL KNOW IT!

Please tell us exactly the day you thought Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman owed you an explanation for anything they do regarding their personal life.

hoosierlady get some help if you think celebrities owe you access to medical records, private photos, tax documents, contracts, and personal conversations.

The skeptics want all of Keith Urban and they're left with none.

Remind you of anyone? The next time a skeptic says something ridiculous (just wait a minute, it'll happen) say "Here we go again!"



P.S. Some of you skeptics might want to ask abc why she spent so much time at STS looking at the Skeptic Fashion Show Thread! The backstabbing and infighting continues!

July 11, 2010

A Few Sunday Goodies

Three updates to the site:

The Gift of Transparency link is now in the sidebar, under Blogs of Note.

A link to Urban Myths' Inept Senior Skeptic maclen's postings from OnlineOpinion.com is now in the Skeptic Zone Section.

STS now has its own favicon! If you use Firefox to view the blog you're probably already seeing it now. IE users may need to favorite the site in order for it to show up.

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Michael Caine was interviewed recently at the UK premiere of his latest film Inception and briefly mentions Nicole.





He must have a had a good time because the movie was 5 years ago! Fans will remember the part of Isabel's father was written specifically for Caine. They were great fun and very sweet to watch together.














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Keith's appearance on a upcoming Wiggles album has hit the internet. He does a cover of Roger Miller's "England Swings" on Let's Eat.

Description: Here’s a serving of music that’s deliciously delightful! The Wiggles have cooked up a feast of fun with some very special guests! Here’s just a taste; Aussie legends Mental as Anything join with The Wiggles and sing Let’s Cook. Singing superstar Keith Urban sings and swings with England Swings! Then for dessert, Anthony, Murray, Jeff and Sam will join Captain Feathersword, Dorothy the Dinosaur, Wags the Dog and Henry the Octopus for a banquet of beats to get your toes tapping. You’ll be hungry for more when you sample a morsel of The Wiggles’ Let’s Eat!

The complete track listing is available HERE




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Here's an interesting read about Keith's appearance at PEI, well-written by a male Taylor Swift fan and blogger. Thanks to BeenThereHeardThat for the link!

The Cavendish Beach Music Festival: Gloriana, Keith Urban

JULY 9, 2010

by Agustin


Wow! Yesterday was nothing compared to today. The festival’s attendance grew exponentially tonight, July 8, at the Cavendish Festival as the international acts took the stage. We here at the Swift Agency- are too tired to make jokes. Let’s get to it.

I was awaiting the sounds of Gloriana. They didn’t disappoint in their performance. The quartet came out to their usually opening number of How Far Do You Wanna Go? which was recognized and sang back word for word by the audience.

There were a few technical glitches. As Tom Gossin said when he switched to the keyboard, “sometimes things happen. Sometimes you get to Canada and your mike stand is not there.” Cheyenne helped Tom figure out a keyboard problem while Mike Gossin improvised a guitar solo. According to Rachel, Cheyenne is the “techie” of the group. However, Cheyenne also run into issues when she switched to a guitar only to discover it wasn’t working. The group quickly improvised and moved along.

The crowd was chanting for Wild At Heart but Gloriana didn’t cut short their set.

I liked their performance of The World Is Ours Tonight. Rachel shined with her rendition of Fleetwood Mac’s Say That You Love Me. They also sang The Way It Goes which was also a crowd favorite. Tom excels on the acoustic guitar on that one.

Wild At Heart was the icing on the cake. It got everybody singing and shouting. I was so glad that I had managed to get VIP access which also allowed me dibs to be in the pit for Gloriana.

Keith Urban was the king of the night, and one excellent headliner. He’s one of those artists with such a gallery of hits that it’s impossible for him to play them all but somehow it feels he did. He opened with Kiss A Girl which made everyone rush forward.

I give Urban his dues, he knows how to work the crowd. I also can’t help but identify which cues Taylor Swift has picked up from him during the time she was her opening act. Keith also moves into the crowd to perform at some point. He makes it back walking through the crowd. Sound familiar? Tay picked up this idea from Keith’s.

Urban is a true artist. He makes sure he travels all the way to each side of the stage and has a mike set up there to keep on singing. He’s one serious guitar player, there’s as much rock as country in his performance. Lighting changes and a different video backdrop for each song, not really the video of the song but color patterns or icons depicting something related.

At some point Keith lets each of his bandmembers do a solo, which also meant singing from both his guitar player and bass player. He also has this custom led guitar that lights up in different colors.

As he was brought for an encore, Keith pointed out a little girl with a sign about him. He brought her on stage, read her sign, autographed it and hugged her. The crowd went wild and I would expect a lot more signs in Keith Urban concerts. An amazing show. I would recommend you try to catch Keith’s tour the next time it comes near you.

Taylor Swift is expected to take the stage as the headliner on Saturday, July 10th.



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That's a wrap on Monte Carlo!


Actress Selena Gomez sent out this sweet group photo of the 3 girls starring in Monte Carlo, a film that's being co-produced by Nicole Kidman's production company Blossom Films.

Selena:) Can't wait for you to see Monte Carlo! We all worked so hard, hope yall like it!


















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UNIFEM is on the move!

UN WOMEN

UN Creates New Structure for Empowerment of Women

2 JULY 2010 | PRESS RELEASES
UNITED NATIONS PRESS RELEASE
For immediate release

United Nations, New York, 2 July 2010 — In an historic move, the United Nations General Assembly voted unanimously today to create a new entity to accelerate progress in meeting the needs of women and girls worldwide.

The establishment of the UN Entity for Gender Equality and the Empowerment of Women — to be known as UN Women — is a result of years of negotiations between UN Member States and advocacy by the global women’s movement. It is part of the UN reform agenda, bringing together resources and mandates for greater impact.

“I am grateful to Member States for having taken this major step forward for the world’s women and girls,” said Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon in a statement welcoming the decision. “UN Women will significantly boost UN efforts to promote gender equality, expand opportunity, and tackle discrimination around the globe.”

UN Women merges and will build on the important work of four previously distinct parts of the UN system which focus exclusively on gender equality and women’s empowerment:

Division for the Advancement of Women (DAW, established in 1946)
International Research and Training Institute for the Advancement of Women (INSTRAW, established in 1976)
Office of the Special Adviser on Gender Issues and Advancement of Women (OSAGI, established in 1997)
United Nations Development Fund for Women (UNIFEM, established in 1976)
“I commend the leadership and staff of DAW, INSTRAW, OSAGI and UNIFEM for their commitment to the cause of gender equality; I will count on their support as we enter a new era in the UN’s work for women,” said Secretary-General Ban. “I have made gender equality and the empowerment of women one of my top priorities — from working to end the scourge of violence against women, to appointing more women to senior positions, to efforts to reduce maternal mortality rates,” he noted.

Over many decades, the UN has made significant progress in advancing gender equality, including through landmark agreements such as the Beijing Declaration and Platform for Action and the Convention on the Elimination of All Forms of Discrimination Against Women. Gender equality is not only a basic human right, but its achievement has enormous socio-economic ramifications. Empowering women fuels thriving economies, spurring productivity and growth.

Yet gender inequalities remain deeply entrenched in every society. Women in all parts of the world suffer violence and discrimination, and are under-represented in decision-making processes. High rates of maternal mortality continue to be a cause for global shame. For many years, the UN has faced serious challenges in its efforts to promote gender equality globally, including inadequate funding and no single recognized driver to direct UN activities on gender equality issues.



Congrats to UN Women! The new organization is scheduled to be up and running by January 2011.

Another humanitarian we love is Queen Rania. If you don't already know she's had her own Youtube channel for some time. She's teamed up with Funny Or Die and made a video that will make you laugh and sends out a positive message. Such a difference from the doom and gloom attitude of the skeptics!




Happy Weekend everybody!

July 10, 2010

Where Is Nicole Kidman Dear Skeptics?

















Not in the Eagles footage that plays during "Dirty Laundry", that's for sure. In a continuing effort to show the E! Online skeptics are habitual liars here's their version of the truth and the proof they can't help themselves. One posts a fallacy and they all fall in line like dominoes.

innervoice: And how funny is it that when the Eagles sing "Dirty Laundry", tabloid pics of Kidman's plastic surgery face are shown several times on the screen? (Personally, I thought it was hilarious). I chose to see the Eagles twice on this tour, sans Keefus and his Chicks.

musicgossip: Oh yeah...I saw the Eagles on their last tour, and they do a video montage of celebrities and tabloids to Dirty Laundry. It's hysterical

nomorefan: Too Funny! How dare the legendary Eagles make fun of Baby Girl! LMAO!



We suggest watching with the sound muted, the audio quality is pretty poor. It's the full video skeptics!





We saw the lovely Sandra Bullock multiple times in the video. How about you skeptics? Did you see her and think the Eagles must be making fun of Sandra? Mimosa must since she seems to think the actress is partly responsible for her ex's issues.

Mimosa: I love Sandra, but she played a role in their dysfunction as well.


Even more funny sad and pathetic is MADISON, posting this lie, a lie on several different levels, after the family's birthday celebration whereabouts were already known.


MADISON: In a few days we will hear about how Rose had a huge birthday party in Tennessee and all the little kids of the country stars were there. Baldy will sure put out that Connor and Isabella was there. Then watch Tom put out pictures to prove her wrong once again.




Silly, silly, sad and desperate skeptics.

BAHAHAHAHA! It's. Just. That. Easy.

July 8, 2010

Somethin' Stupid From The
E! Online & Urban Myths Skeptics

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It's been an absolutely disastrous time for the skeptics. The funny thing is it's nothing Nicole Kidman or Keith Urban have done out of the ordinary lately. It's simply that the skeptics, both at E! Online and Urban Myths, are their own worst enemies! Let's take a look at the Somethin' Stupid that's been happening in between the periods of dead silence.


There's the dueling skeptics, Mimosa and Inept Senior Skeptic Maclen. They really need to learn to coordinate their lies better.

Mimosa: The buckeye bakers and middle schoolers must be keeping him afloat.

Oh but wait that's not what Mimosa initially wrote. She edited her post in the middle of the night and changed it from fan club members to middle school trash talk which is the best she can do. Was she worried she might get in trouble with the mod? Well she's in trouble courtesy of STS because Inept Senior Skeptic Maclen is telling the world her truth is the only truth, and it's the polar opposite to Know-It-All Pitbull Mimosa!

Inept Senior Skeptic Maclen: Catering to his monkeybase with lame 30 sec "exclusive" videos and gouging them with jacked up and scalped tickets or the occasional giveaways is gonna keep the flock from a further mass "exodus" from the fansie site.

BAHAHAHA! Skeptics which is it? While the skeptics have turned Nicole Kidman into a medical marvel, able to have plastic surgery and then a reverse procedure every other week, they've also turned Keith Urban into a music industry magician. What artist in any genre is able to keep record sales, concert sales, award nominations, television performance slots, magazine covers, and hit singles coming on the base of just its paid fanclub members. He has no fanclub, he has a fanclub. He has no fanclub, he has a fanclub. The fans are are crazy stupid women who don't know any better, the fans are all 14. Oh you silly skeptics! Mimosa has been trying to post anything to keep the negative thread going but maclen was strangely silent while no one else posted either. She claimed nothing would stop her from shouting her lies but she was silent, until Urban Myths came back with new blogs. Interesting timing maclen..... Just a hint for the future, if we wanted to learn that Nicole Kidman is "so over" we could just read posts from two years ago. If "so over" means plenty of projects and charity work then let us all be "so over"!


More Urban Myths myths....


No video yet for "I'm In". Upset that Keith can get singles into the Top 10 without one? The days have been long gone that every single gets a video and every video is released at the time the song entered the charts. Maybe Tim McGraw should apologize for the declining number of videos he's put out. Oh but you don't even like the Keith Urban videos that are released and you don't watch them so...oh yes you do. You are upset you can't get your fix and then hurry to Urban Myths to post how much it sucks compared to the old days.


The blind vice reveal that said Nicole Kidman was the one who demanded a part be written for her in the Twilight franchise. If you're going to lie at least come up with something better!

Blind Items Revealed

January 26, 2010


This married A list actress knows she is losing her popularity quickly. So, she has informed her managers to get her in the next Twilight movie. When they told her there were no parts for her, she said, "Well have them make up one or I will find new managers. Who wouldn't want me in their movie?"

Nicole Kidman


So if one is to take blind vices seriously, the key is to interpret the words exactly as they are written. This is where the blind vice writer fails. Nicole Kidman never had a manager until recently and that is manager, singular. The blind vice was released a few days after her new manager's hiring was announced and take note again she never had a manager before. She has an agent, Kevin Huvane at CAA, and separate agency representation in Australia. She hasn't dropped Huvane and Huvane hasn't dropped her. Has Kidman dropped some imaginary managers she's been using all this time? We laugh. Skeptics pay attention....1)Posting that Kidman doesn't even know what Twilight is when she's said she saw the first one is hilarious. Good job. 2)She was spotted seeing Eclipse recently. So good job again. And 3)Those blind vices you hold so dear? They are nothing but a ploy by the websites to keep interest in their content so that you continue to visit, scour, and discuss, and therefore make more money for them. It doesn't matter if they are true or not, you keep the cash flowing. What do you get out of the deal? Heck even one of your own, A440, had the guts to post the blind vice was a dud. Your response skeptics? You ignored her.

Back to Keith's fanclub. There's been improvements made but does that satisfy the skeptics? No. One thing is for sure, his success since he began his new life with his wife and now daughter, have really brought out the true colors of the skeptics. Nothing is off limits. Exclusive video content isn't good enough, contests and more chances than ever to meet Keith Urban aren't good enough, planned chats and fan requested singles aren't good enough. What is? Outright ownership of the man and everything but the kitchen sink for $29.95

blue sky: Anyone who pays for this crap needs to step away from the computer and get professional help. Here's a great way to save the fansies' minimum wage income instead of putting it in a multi-millionaire's wallet - go out on youtube and you can watch Keith all day long for free to get your fix!

Here's something else to think about fansies. Instead of giving you a video that lasts a dozen seconds or so, how about concert seats in the first couple of rows?

How much longer will they continue to be suckers for this monopoly?


We like your idea of watching Keith online. The more hits he gets the closer he is to winning another People's Choice Award. But sorry skeptics fan clubs are money making organizations. Can't deal with that, don't join. Or do it "the skeptic way" and once an artist gets too big for you to invade his personal space, move on to someone new. There's always plenty of young attractive male country artists coming up through the ranks. We know some of you tried, hoping Keith would be single again. Take nomorefan, who admitted that she stayed a paid fanclub member until 2007. Those of us who aren't suckers know the ticket sales issue was around long before 2007, and there wasn't half as much bonus content. Why'd she stay? Oh I think we know why. But she's never really gone. She trolls the public message board looking for fans to make fun of and lies to create. Keith Urban doesn't need her money but she sure needs the fanclub message board!

Her pretend buddy Mimosa sure knows a thing or two about lies. Keith's been getting some stellar reviews from professionals (the ones who bother to do their job) and the fans. He gave a performance that was called by nomorefan favorite Storme Warren "the most magical thing I have ever seen on the CMA Fest stage". He was praised by Brooks and Dunn fans when he showed up to replace the duo at CountryFest.

But this is what we get from Mimosa....

Mimosa: So....all is quiet in KUNKYVILLE. Keefus can't even get a mention as a warm-up act anymore. When he used to open for bigger stars in the old days, he got better press than the headliner in many cases. I think he missed a golden opportunity this summer....but maybe he thinks he doesn't need improvement.



A sad pathetic attempt to get the Negative thread to the top of the board. It was after all dead for two days.

Another thing that's dying on the vine is the tired rumor that Nicole Kidman is hated in Nashville, by everyone, especially the music industry folk, and say it with me now....SHE HAS NO FRIENDS.

BAHAHAHAHA!

It's too bad for the skeptics another story has come out regarding a certain group of friends that Nicole has. Earlier this year she was spotted by CMT's Katie Cook with Kimberly Williams Paisley (Brad's wife) and Sheryl Crow. All of them with their kids hanging out for the afternoon at the local zoo. Sorry skeptics but Katie's a credible source no matter what you think of Twitter. And Sheryl Crow gave an interview at the Grammys where she said she was talking to "Nicole and Keith". Yes they are friends. Deal with it!

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Sheryl Crow: "I've got great mommy friends. Here in Nashville, it's Kim Williams-Paisley [the actress and wife of country singer Brad Paisley], Nicole Kidman, and another friend, Tracie Hamilton [Olympic skater Scott Hamilton's wife]. They've been a wonderful resource for me. We get together at each other's homes, make dinner, and have girls' nights in. Or we'll go out for dinner and a drink--though we're mommies, so we don't let it all hang out. We've had good conversations about vaccinations, child-rearing, the "terrible twos"! Luckily, Wyatt's past the "terrible twos" now, which is great."

We also happened to find another piece on Sheryl which gives more insight into her and Nicole's friendship, beyond the mommyhood and an obvious love of music. Sheryl let Elle magazine photograph her NY apartment. You can see the Diane Arbus b&w photographs and antiques, both things Nicole loves. We heard from Brad Paisley before about the things he loves to do in Los Angeles like see independent cinema. Who knows, maybe just maybe, Kim likes some of that too.

So skeptics how does Nicole Kidman, who you say doesn't live in Nashville, have friendships with these women? You can't say they are lying, especially Kim, who is a perfect wife and mother on the Negative thread.

BTW there were rumors that Sheryl was leaving Nashville. Not true. She put her large farm up for sale to move closer to friends and to get a smaller piece of property. Will the skeptics try to spin it that Sheryl secretly wanted to get away from Nicole? Who knows but we wouldn't be surprised if they did. Funny she could end up closer than ever in Leiper's Fork!


We'll close with probably the biggest lie of the week. It's a new one...after all in these hard times the skeptics are going to have to invent a lie or rumor every week to keep the Negative Thread from falling off the face of the earth.

nomorefan: I came home from shopping this weekend, and my husband called me to the living room. He said I have to listen to this great voice. When I entered the living room, he had "Moulin Rouge" on TV, and the "great" voice singing was Baby Girl. After seeing her singing skills with her husband on stage, I am more convinced that someone else was singing for her in that movie. Her voice was so flat, and she is obviously tone-deaf that there is no way that is her singing voice. Heck Pierce Bronson even did his own singing in "Mama Mia", which was bad, but he had the balls to use his own voice.

Is tag-team hating the new thing? Did hubby tell you to post this whopper because nomorefan you are really going to wish you hadn't after we're done.

So to clarify if anyone is still confused, what nomorefan posted is a big fat lie. But here at STS we have proof to back up what we say.

Nomorefan, in the words of Mimosa, you really need to do some research!

Let's just put aside the fact that Nicole's singing voice sounds exactly like her.

Nicole Kidman hasn't just sung in Moulin Rouge!, Happy Feet, and Nine. Oh no. You are forgetting Wills & Burke, a comedy about Australia's version of Lewis and Clark and Practical Magic.


That's 5 movies. She's tone deaf but had that many production companies deal with getting a voice double and keeping it a secret? Who was her singing double, Marni Nixon?

There's a duet she did with Robbie Williams, a remake of "Somethin' Stupid" which was a Top 10 hit in Australia and #1 in the UK, and featured in her film Birthday Girl. We'd love to say sure nomorefan you are right, she faked the whole thing. But then there's the mystery track of outtakes at the end of Robbie's CD Swing While You're Winning. Nicole was recorded talking in the booth in between takes. Do we hear nomorefan scrambling to find the audio online? BAHAHAHAHA!


There's also the not-so-small issue of industry people, people with reputations to be concerned about, who we find it impossible to believe would lie about Nicole Kidman's voice year after year.

Here's Ewan MacGregor with Nicole, a clip shown on Oprah when Nicole was there to promote Moulin Rouge!




And here's Ewan MacGregor again. This time he's appearing on Parkinson, a television program that's an institution in the UK. Nicole also happened to be there but she was promoting The Others. She stayed for the entire show and here's what they had to say






Nicole Kidman's voice coach Andrew Ross might have a thing or two to say to nomorefan about Nicole Kidman faking the whole thing. Because honestly what was he doing wasting his time working in a studio with the woman if she wasn't really singing????

That's right more proof...this from the leading industry magazine for commercial recording!


Mix Magazine


SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA

C'est chic! Last fall, Tom Cruise's former better half, Nicole Kidman, sashayed her way into The Village (West Los Angeles) to work with producer Andrew Ross on the second soundtrack for the film Moulin Rouge. Greg Morgenstein engineered the session, and second engineer Matt Marrin kept everyone honest



That's the second soundtrack as in Volume 2, not a second attempt because the first was scrapped.

Wow, how much more can nomorefan take? She's proven wrong about Nicole singing and to top it off industry professionals are willing to work with her time and time again. Nomorefan is probably unaware that Happy Feet was almost a kind of coming home for Nicole. Early on in her career Nicole did two television miniseries for Kennedy Miller, an Australian production company. Those performances in Vietnam and Bangkok Hotel garnered her high praise, especially since she had to carry both movies, and people took notice. George Miller, the surviving half of KM was the director for Happy Feet. He's known Nicole for years and wanted to work with her again. Imagine that skeptics!


Nomorefan this time you really outdid yourself. It's on par with the "Nicole has man legs" mantra!

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How stupid do the skeptics want to look? Pretty damn stupid.

Here's "Somethin' Stupid", the skeptics' favorite music video. Enjoy and remember

It. Just. That. Easy. BAHAHAHAHA!