August 9, 2010

Jakra777 Still On The Crazy Train



















Jakra777: If you want to call the tweet a pic I call it a blurred mess that anyone with a very large butt could fill. The LA twitter got it all wrong ! LOL

LA Twitter! BAHAHAHAHA! LA stands for LOUISIANA, as in the state from which the person is originally from. But the very first tweet was from a Nashvillian

RikkiJo: Nicole Kidman an Keith urban walking around our fair!!!!


And speaking of crazies, abc from the Urban Myths blog has said they are taking a break from posting. For the other skeptics it hopefully means abc won't be studying their Fashion Week photo shoot anymore.

*********UPDATE***********

Thanks Oh So Looney for confirming you read this blog!

Jakra777: If you want to call the tweet a pic I call it a blurred mess that anyone with a very large butt could fill. The Louisanna twitter got it all wrong ! LOL

Message was edited by: Didnt want anyone thinking that LA meant LA LOL

July 28, 2010

Another Urban Myths Blog Scam:
No One Reads Skewering The Skeptics

LMAO! Not only do fans read it but the skeptics do themselves!

mikki: abc, just want to be clear, I mean no disrespect to you. Let this person do her ranting and her obsessive lovefest on her own blog. Its harmless. No one reads it.
July 27, 2010 11:55 PM


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Yes, that's page views in the thousands!

It's. Just. That. Easy.
BAHAHAHAHA!

July 12, 2010

Urban Myths Skeptics: We Know
We're Lying But Leave Us Alone!





















We've had more than a few comments and private messages as of late from readers who say don't these women know they know they're lying? Oh they do. Do they know how stupid they look? Oh they do! They know we know and they are so fixated on hate they don't care. Inept Senior Skeptic Maclen proclaimed that Keith wouldn't be recording another album. Ooops, he's been in the studio and writing with many established artists and songwriters. You know the ones that are embarrassed by him and hate his wife. Successful tour, and that next album on Capitol is coming but Urban Myths posts


"He's been SO busy recording and touring. What a joke."

It's nothing but deceitful and vindictive blogging.

Should we dear Urban Myths go over the skeptic lies that had Capitol dropping him, Capitol demanding he record in Nashville, or that Nicole Kidman is paying for the albums? BAHAHAHAHA!


Some key pieces of a conversation from the past few days between skeptics and two people who have some common sense just rip the Urban Myths blog to shreds. Poor skeptics.


JOY: I personally don't need DNA results or copies of her medical records to be satisfied. They have the right to their privacy ESPECIALLY about pregnancies & any other medical situations that they have. It's a very sensitive area for people no matter who you are. Just my little ole opinion.


mikki: Laura, NK has the choice of keeping her private life private. She choses not to. So she invites the questions and speculation based on her own actions. Sorry we don't take everything they say as the gospel truth as you fans do. And where is your evidence that its all true? To me, believing this whole fairytale is just as ridiculous.


hoosierlady: They have a right to nothing private, as long as they put themselves out there. We pay to be entertained, hence the words "media whores".

Laura: Really? Oh my God, I had no idea you could read her mind!

Jeez, you guys think you know everything.

I'd be open to considering the ideas you people have on this couple, if they weren't so ridiculous! Yes, the marriage is weird to me too, but I still have yet to hear/see any evidence (that's legit and/or MAKES SENSE!!) that they're everything you guys claim they are.



Laura: I never ONCE said that I KNOW this or that is true. If you read what I wrote, I said that I'd HOPE she loves him, and that nothing is wrong with him expressing his love for her. Whether he means it or doesn't, WHO KNOWS? NOT US. Like I said before.



abc: DITCH THE ATTITUDE, LAURA!!

Reread the title of this blog!!!

If you don't like what it's about, LEAVE!! Stop making it about the commenters.

and, for your information, not "EVERY" married couple fights ... maybe in your world ... MANY MANY MANY people get along nicely and agreeably ... but then, you do tend to generalise anyway so your opinion on marriage would no doubt fall out of the same mould.



Okay abc, we reread the title of the blog. URBAN MYTHS. That's exactly what that blog is. Myths, or rumors, or fantasies you all want to wallow in. Whatever you want to call them, at the end of the day the rumors you post as facts....from gossip sites, tabloids, crappy women's magazines or your own computer screen....is all you have. That's why your posts are identical from 5 years ago. A wedding from 4 years ago, a pregnancy from 2 years ago...the talk is all the same. Same stories, same rumors, same skeptic-created lies. WE ALL KNOW IT!

Please tell us exactly the day you thought Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman owed you an explanation for anything they do regarding their personal life.

hoosierlady get some help if you think celebrities owe you access to medical records, private photos, tax documents, contracts, and personal conversations.

The skeptics want all of Keith Urban and they're left with none.

Remind you of anyone? The next time a skeptic says something ridiculous (just wait a minute, it'll happen) say "Here we go again!"



P.S. Some of you skeptics might want to ask abc why she spent so much time at STS looking at the Skeptic Fashion Show Thread! The backstabbing and infighting continues!

May 9, 2010

So The Skeptics And Haters
Are Playing
That Game

*****Photo removed because a reader got the wrong idea. It was supposed to be ridiculous, not taken literally!*****

Have you seen anything more ridiculous?



from Urban Myths "Watch Out!"


Without Prejudice.

IMO, the person here named ‘Jasfro’ appears to be a person who goes by MANY different names, throughout the internet (entertainment sites), made obvious by the repetitive and regular use of specific abusive language and the unusual guffaw “BAHAHAHAHA”, aggressive bullying and gang-like intimidation, demonising and what seems to be the systematic outing of members of the internet community on ‘his/her/its’ website/blog called Skewering the Skeptics:

http://skeweringtheskeptics.blogspot.com

‘His/her/its’ PRIMARY name is Skewer Mistress, but ‘he/she/it’ seemingly goes by the following names as well (with apologies to anyone mistakenly identified as being SM):

‘Eve’
‘Dorma’
‘Zoe’
‘grace’
‘reality check’
‘Suck It Up Skeptics’
'Someone's an idiot if'
'GIMME SOME TRUTH'
‘Please just stop’
‘you just don’t get it’
‘stoptheposterbashing LOSER’
'yeah we know'
'reba'
'ayn rand'
'sue raddatz'
'sweet thing'
'OMG!'
‘anonymous’
‘anonymous’
‘anonymous’

This multi-headed person trawls and scours the various forums to find people to target and attack, generally being those who put forth ‘negative’ statements about Keith and/or Nicole Urban. Some of this can be found at JJ (any of the KUNK threads), where Urban Myths is often referred to by this person, for eg:

http://justjared.buzznet.com/2010/05/03/nicole-kidman-keith-urban-go-golfing/all-comments/#comments

http://justjared.buzznet.com/2010/04/26/nicole-kidman-sunday-hiking/all-comments/#comments

What gives this multi-split-personality away is ‘his/her/its’ repetitive use of the same abusive language and words (below) in describing the people that ‘he/she/it’ is excessively and unnaturally obsessed with, for who knows what reason: money, ego, site-flow, attention, addiction, animosity, loneliness?:

“too stupid” “freaks” “nasty” “haters” “jealous” “screwballs” “morons” “idiots” “sickos” “whacko” “jackass” “comical” “K unts” “losers” “nuts” “liars” “frauds” “ridiculous” “so sick” “sad” “desperate” “conspiracy theorists” “psychos” “nasty” “piss off” “shut up loser” “pffffff” “you all” “facts don’t lie” “skeptics”.

It is one thing to assert one’s opinion and one’s rights, but it is quite another to be viciously aggressive and hypocritical about it. That’s just not ok.

Dr Phil calls it: “THE RUDENESS EPIDEMIC”

*******************************

Watch Out! if you truly believe all those accounts are one person you do belong at Urban Myths. Most likely you are abc posing as another commenter because you denied being abc on Just Jared in the first place. It's a shame for you, stoptheposterbashng, we can all figure it out. You needed a new alias and got one this month. It's not coincidental, it's pathological.


maclen: HA! I actually missed this comment! Well, you can add "Elmo" to the long list of "puppet" names for this genius! I had this dimbulb pegged about a year ago!


The dim bulb is you maclen, another foot shuffler who can't recognize when you've been had by another hater. You too don't know what the skeptics have been up to years before you came along.

The BAHAHAHAHAHA's......the skeptics started it, and now they'll have to live with it. Johnny come lately Nicole Kidman haters included!

So excuse us if we BAHAHAHAHAHA in your face!

BA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAAAAAAAAA!

May 3, 2010

Urban Myths Stooges abc & maclen: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


















maclen: Could it be that the creator of the fansie site is hinting at the demise of it in the near future? Could the apparent disillusionment of kidman's pathetic career also be part of a cause for the end of it? Only time will tell...and the way things seem to be falling for all things "kidman concerned"...I wouldnt be at all surpised if it did.


Nope.



abc: I am not at all surprised that NKU is probably going to close down ... all they have been doing of late is re-arranging the deck-chairs on the Titanic

Nope.


abc: ... before the closure of the public's access to the commentary, (which I think could even have been an instruction from her new management)


Nope.



abc: I was watching for a while how the members were discussing Nicole's career choices of late with alarm and disappointment ... especially her choice of a film about deception (currently filming)


Nope.



abc: after her saying that she will only now take on a project if she absolutely believes in it, meaning something very meaningful or special to drag her away from her family (a film about deception and even worse, making fun of it?).


Nope.


abc: And which also has kept her away from her husband's concerts ... that being after she said on Oprah that if he is touring or playing concerts, she will not choose to do a film at the same time.


Nope.


abc: Well, she just did and was in Hawaii while he was doing his gigs, including one of the biggest of his career! Again, saying one thing, but doing just the opposite ... she needn't wonder why the public finally has seen through her illusion ...

Nope. It's Kidman saying one thing and YOU changing it! It's fans with different tastes having a CONVERSATION! It's you abc and maclen, blatantly and with wild abandon twisting everything to fit your agenda. Everyone including the Urban Myths readers know it. Whether they want to acknowledge it is entirely another story!

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

May 2, 2010

We're Just That Confident!


Skewering The Skeptics believes it's time to take the next step. Previously if you'll recall we banned all comments from the skeptics and haters with a few exceptions. The last was nomorefan masquerading as Anonymous again with her "explanation" that negative Nicole Kidman / Keith Urban stories/sightings from Urban Myths readers were real but incapable of being found via the web because they were on "private" blogs. Private because of the meanie fans. And we say that's a crock because either they are making up stories to each other to make themselves feel better or they aren't letting the world know because the stories are completely fabricated and completely unbelievable.

Because the point of this blog is to showcase and debunk the fabricated and the unbelievable you'll find a new feature in the sidebar. Starting today links will be available for the skeptic and hater blogs, the current E! Online negative threads as well as a much needed archive, and the Just Jared website, in what we call The Skeptic Zone. TSZ accomplishes four goals. One, to provide easy search access for our regular readers. Two, create a catch up guide of sorts about what we are covering here for the casual visitor. Three, to show the haters and skeptics we have nothing to hide. It's total and complete transparency here. Nothing but the truth. And four, to fully and completely link their lies, half-truths, antics, and hate to this blog so that anyone and everyone who so chooses can see for themselves what they've been up to for 5 years.

Readers, you won't get this on any skeptic blog or board. You won't get links to any sites or comments telling the truth. Sites like Urban Myths don't mention this blog EVER and we know the reasons why.

Yes skeptics,

We're. Just. That. Confident.


P.S. Don't miss out on some laughs. Please check out the other new feature under Blogs of Note, entitled "Did You Hear What The Kidmans Did At Breakfast"!

April 23, 2010

Skeptics & Maclen, What Did
SkewerMistress Tell You????















Last night we said Nicole Kidman was not done with Just Go With It, even though Inept Team Maclen: Party Of One was stomping his feet and saying he was right. He's not.

Pictures today from rehearsal and filming have been released. Paparazzi have been camped out in Maui taking pics of the production ever since cast and crew made it to Hawaii. We'll take this opportunity right now to say the production has been working in the following manner: rehearsing on set and then filming scenes. So if the skeptics try to claim Nicole brought the paps with her, just tell them to take a look at the numerous shots of Aniston and Sandler rehearsing before Nicole got to Hawaii! BAHAHAHAHA!































































Yes, that is singer Dave Matthews folks! Just as we reported, and Sandler stated several months ago, Kidman would be involved in scenes with Aniston and Matthews. Funny how that works! It looks like a fun set, with the director and stars clearly showing they are in good spirits. We hope this has been a great time for all.

Unfortunately STS has to get back to business and Skewer Some Skeptics


abc: speaking of 'plants' ... i watched a video where keith "gives" away his guitar to someone in the audience and it looked to me like it was "staged" as he insistently pointed to a guy to 'receive' it after which that person (who looked like a bouncer) walked away quickly from the spot

Why are you looking for Keith urban videos? In any case security is there when Keith goes into the crowds, like when he gives guitars away, dummy. Your last ANALysis of a video was pure fiction. This one is no different.




tara: I read how he planned the entire performance in rehearsal with that special surprise in it (the handing the camera to the fan) now it was all fake. Also anyone who was around for the 2005 tour knows Keith often would bring a camera out on stage and film the audience.
As for the amp thing- tsk tsk tsk Mr. Diva pants. He got redressed in the bankers suit and went back out to sit with Kidman so I don't think there were several attempts to get him to play. Why not borrow an amp from someone?


Thank you tara, taralea, flyin, hit n run for that summary of E! hater speak on Urban Myths. The "planned" story was all over the internet, including here. It was no secret. Of course it was planned!



maclen: .those very manly legs...which just hit me... reminds me alot of Tim Curry in Rocky Horror picture story! Contrast and compare...

Manly legs the world envies! Urban Myths is parroting E!, E! is parroting Urban Myths. Do you have any new ideas left?




abc:this pair "work" too hard at being "nice" which makes me suspicious. (As Nicole famously said: "what's the point of doing something good if no-one sees it")

Yes famously, in a movie! What is it that we also said about skeptics not knowing movies from real life? The quote from To Die For.





You've been skewered skeptics.

It's. Just. Too. Easy.

April 21, 2010

ABC And Inept Team Maclen (Urban Myths) Resort To A Total Fabrication Of The Truth

















It's a long title readers but it is in fact what's happening. E! online members are making up stories about what happened on ACM night and now Urban Myths posters are doing the same. It's one thing to approve the posts and then correct the misinformation. But Mary is too busy and too full of hate apparently to bother.

Get a load of the garbage put out today

abc: I also watched the vid of him singing “I’m in” … and we see vid of her sitting amongst the groupies, none of them giving her so much as a glance, and we notice that when she notices the camera, she quickly mouthes the words of the song … she is sitting in a different place to where she is moments later when he joins her to await the announcement of EOTY … which, incidentally, he would have accepted in his casual clothes that he had changed into for the song he performed just prior to the EOTY announcement. Which, (not being in the matching bl/wh suit), may be why she completely ignores him throughout the announcement.
Despite him just having made overt gestures toward her during his singing of “I’m in”, closing it with the usual “babygirl” …

Something doesn’t add up for me. “All that glitters is not gold” as the saying goes.



No abc you're right, it doesn't add up because you made up that entire scenario.

Kidman never changed seats that night. They were seated next to Taylor Swift and her mother the entire show as you'll see in the screen shots. The fan pit was positioned directly in front of the main stage as they were for all the other big performers. Why the need to completely rewrite history? The camera took a quick zoom in and we see Kidman is singing and clapping along.















There would have been no time for her to notice the camera and then sing. The second shot she is still in the same seat next to the Swifts and Sugarland to their right. She stopped singing but picked up the song right in time JUST AS TAYLOR SWIFT DID! Please check the video we posted in the previous ACM blog. It's all right there!

















In typical hater style you don't know a fan from a star, a movie quote from real life. You're also completely wrong about the acceptance. If Keith went on as scheduled he would have been back in his suit and tie. Why? Because he was supposed to go on after Toby Keith coming back in from a commercial break in the first hour. Outfits aside and irrelevant, when have we ever seen a spouse console a losing nominee? They clap for the winner, which Nicole did. Did we see Taylor's mother comfort Taylor? Does it look like poor Keith is about to cry? Your analysis is beyond idiotic!
















Now maclen unfortunately for you, you are wrong again about Nicole Kidman's career.

maclen: as the sure reason that the floundering Rabbit Hole and with the demise of The Danish Girl.., it was clearly a Fox and New Regency condition that kidman NOT have a role in the film!

Danish Girl is not dead as confirmed by the director who has recently said filming has been moved to fall 2010, and with a new location those changes precipitated Paltrow's exit. The necessary screen tests done for any makeup and prosthetics have been successful. Rabbit Hole is being re-scored. Pull your head in from out of your ass! You don't even try to get anything right!

So with all that said we'd like to remind the skeptics and haters of something if they havent figured it out already. Your lies and half-truths, and outrageous hateful, negative opinions are simply comments to a poorly run, shallow, and pointless blog. Urban Myths Mary needs your endless blather to keep the hate going because there's no facts to support the nonsense she wants the world to believe. There isn't even halfway decent information worth looking at over there. But Skewering The Skeptics puts your ridiculous comments on display and they aren't hidden behind a comment box. So guess what? All of your lies are getting coverage through this blog with the truth right next to it. Your delusional message is getting out there all right, with the truth and reality showing you the door every time.

Remember, the more you lie the more this blog shows what idiots all of you are.

It's. Just. That. Easy.