E! Online Message Board Shuts Its Doors For Good

On July 9, the E! Online Message Board will be closed permanently. It only took over half a decade, but the E! Network finally decided being a safe haven for the mentally unstable while trying to promote Ted Casablanca and his empty words of The Awful Truth was not a good business model.

Skewering The Skeptics will remain exactly as it is, with any dead links in the sidebar removed after the board's shut down.

So skeptics, you were so right about so many things, you all are being ushered right out of the building just before demolition. Your door prize? Exactly what you deserve - absolutely nothing! Enjoy!

For the fans, an Urban family update, coming shortly!

E! Online Skeptic Nomorefan Takes Stupidity To A Whole New Level

nomorefan: Well, I guess Mr. Nicole Kidman has to pay his way to get a #1 hit now. Well, Capitol is flipping the bill actually. Get this - my radio station is giving a trip to Chicago to see Mr. Nicole Kidman open for the Dixie Chicks & the Eagles. In order to win, you have to listen for his song, which they play about every hour to qualify. Those winners get the big prize of the DG CD, and then one winner is picked for the all-expense paid trip from Capitol. So just think about how often TSCA gets played in a day, therefore increases its number of plays, and finally gets him up to #1.



We'd like to ask nomorefan what radio contest doesn't ask for a caller when you hear a song to win a prize? What big prize connected to an artist like a trip or car isn't footed by the record label? It's done for concert tickets or a measly free cd. We know you are trying hard after being completely and totally skewered but this is absolutely ridiculous. What planet are you on that you don't know all the major artists have radio promotion teams working the singles anyway? I think you want to forget Keith Urban earns his #1's. Oh yeah he's had #1's from Defying Gravity already!

Whose head is up their ass now, nomorefan?

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FYI, here's the actual contest rules from nomorefan's station

"All this week between 9am and 5pm, be caller 22 at xxx.xxx.xxxx when you hear Keith Urban and you will win a copy of Keith Urban's CD "Defying Gravity" and be entered for a grand prize trip to Chicago!"


Doesn't say it has to be TSCA to win! Isn't Keith Urban played about every hour anyway? BAHAHAHA!

Yes, they just mentioned the contest on air, it can be any Keith Urban song and be Caller 22. Keith Urban is buying his way to #1 for sure!!!

Nicole Kidman: Skeptic Whopper Edition

Oh dear readers, the skeptics and maclen have played right into our hands. It's almost as if they want to be told they are bold face liars. Well they are. Now that the ACM dust has settled they are back on Nicole, back to old-fashioned lies anyone with a brain can debunk. Haters you might want to keep those fingers in your ears, we're going to be a while.

Let's Skewer Some Skeptics....and Inept Team Maclen!

The biggest myth they are spinning is that Nicole snubbed Gwyneth Paltrow and now Paltrow left the Danish Girl project. This story has been debunked 100 times over. Let's look at the facts

1. Nicole has known Gwyneth for some 15 years
2. Nicole wasn't in Nashville when the made-up snub supposedly happened

But Inept Team Maclen: Party Of One is holding onto dear life posting what he calls "news".....it's really gossip sites fool!

maclen: Gwyneth Paltrow Tired of Nicole Kidman!

http://gossip.whyfame.com/gwyneth-paltrow-divorces-nicole-kidman-4313

Gwyneth Paltrow "Divorces" Nicole Kidman!

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/entertainment/confidential/gwyneth-paltrow-quits-the-danish-girl-after-nicole-kidmans-cold-reception-in-nashville/story-e6frf96o-1225855287444

Gwyneth Paltrow quits The Danish Girl, after Nicole Kidman's cold reception in Nashville


This is his proof. More gossip sites that get it wrong.

Even hit n run who posts on Urban Myths as Tara thinks she can get away with lying

nit n run: erniesmom, there was media buzz the first part of March that Paltrow had been in Nashville for five weeks making a film. She asked NK several times if they could get together - you know, because thats KUNK's home and all - and NK snubbed her. Wouldn't meet with her. Next thing you know, Paltrow pulls out of the film. So the film has been shelved and probably won't get made anytime soon. That leaves NK with no films, no offers to date, and nothing to promote.

It's nothing but lies as you can see. Danish Girl is not shelved. Paltrow left and we have the full quote from the Bazaar article maclen twisted out of context.

Bazaar: Gwyneth has also significantly scaled back her film obligations. With daughter Apple, six, and son Moses, four, both in school, shuttling the pair around the globe has proven to be, well, exhausting. "Some days I feel like everyone in my world has plugged themselves into my kidneys. I'm so tired," she says with a sigh. She even pulled out of a movie with Nicole Kidman, The Danish Girl. With the shoot changing locales, Gwyneth found it too taxing for her little ones. Not to mention that her husband, Coldplay's Chris Martin, has an equally complex tour schedule.

It's amazing what we said days ago, Paltrow having school-aged children, is what made her come to her decision. But readers there's more! Some of you may have heard of the Gossip Cop. If you haven't he's a former reporter who actually makes the effort to verify whether gossip stories are true. And surprise surprise what does he have to say about this one? It's a big fat goose egg!


Gwyneth Paltrow Didn’t Get Rejected by Nicole Kidman

Did frost between Gwyneth Paltrow and Nicole Kidman lead Paltrow to drop out of their planned film together, The Danish Girl?

That’s what the Daily Mail wants you to think.

After citing Paltrow’s public comments about wanting to spend more time with hubby Chris Martin and their two children as the reason behind her departure, the newspaper also alleges she had “failed to bond with co-star Nicole.”

Kidman lives in Nashville not far from where Paltrow has been working on her latest movie. “Gwyneth made the effort to get in touch with Nicole but Nicole declined,” claims a Daily Mail source.

“It would have been nice for Nicole to make the effort.”

What would have been “nice” is for the Daily Mail to resist the temptation to invent a feud where none exists.

A representative for Paltrow assures Gossip Cop the actress pulled out of The Danish Girl because the production schedule had become too problematic.

“There are no bad feelings between Nicole and Gwyneth at all,” we’re told. Kidman herself understands how difficult it is to balance family and career and “completely gets it,” adds the rep, as would “any actress with small children.”

Gossip Cop

Amazing! It's incredible a story that made no sense from beginning to end isn't true in the first place!


And speaking of made-up stories, how many times have we heard from the skeptics they don't believe Twitter. Everyone's a paid plant, all the accounts are fake with people spending days posting fake tweets not about KUNK, just so they can post ONE and everyone will believe them. Suuuure. The best part is that now they have all chimed in saying Twitter is useless, self-absorbed, and egotistical. We're sure the people of Iran feel differently. And we're sure the skeptics decided to trash Twitter after a tweet showed up linking to a video of Keith and Nicole leaving Whole Foods together where they are often sighted eating lunch. Skeptics can even be skewered outside this blog! But we noticed something interesting. ACM night, at the MGM Grand Pool after party, someone tweeted this

http://twitter.com/Levijax
"looking around the pool tonight I see Keith Urban, Nicole Kidman, Dierks Bently, darius rucker & Lady A... what a night!"

Now of course the skeptics don't believe it. Nicole at an music industry party. An excited attendee saying they saw her and Urban? Impossible. Paid KUNK employee, right? Well later on they tweeted this

"Charles from Lady A just dove in the pool, fully dressed!"

Another outrageous tweet? Nope. Video of this was posted the same day on Lady Antebellum's official Youtube channel



This party was also where Keith made the fans his thank you video and was spotted talking shop with friends and fellow labelmates.















dumbfounded: There were two distinct audience shots of Mr. and Mrs. Doofus last night. Both looked like he was about ready to strangle her. I'm not being biased or anything...he truly looked disgusted with her, especially when she wasn't clapping for Carrie until the camera was on her.I couldn't help but sing, "Oh when the body paint, goes marching in, oh when the body paint goes marching in..." She just looks weird. It's like she's trying to be the popular girl again at a 30 year reunion. Dumb.

You mean these shots where he was looking past his wife and where he wasn't disgusted? BAHAHAHAHA! We can get out the tape but it's not necessary. You're lying as usual!







With more Nicole Kidman career news the skeptics lies go down in flames. It's been reported that Simon Kinberg, one of Kidman's creative partners, has gotten a first-look deal with Fox Studios.

Variety

What does this mean for Kidman? Well as a screenwriter, and now possible producer, Kinberg can develop his projects with a major studio keenly interested. He is working with Kidman on a film called The Eighth Wonder, an action adventure film with Kidman in the starring role. This is on top of her producing duties for Monte Carlo, promotion for Rabbit Hole, and future films Danish Girl, The Look Of Love Dusty Springfield project, and How To Marry A Millionaire. There are rumors Drew Barrymore could be co-starring with Kidman in Millionaire. Quite an interesting pairing! Let's not forget there are always films in the works that want Kidman that we will never hear about until after the fact or that she will pass on. Case in point: Bel Ami with Robert Pattinson. We didn't hear anything of it until after it was revealed scheduling couldn't be worked out and Uma Thurman took Kidman's place. But that's the way the industry works and what the skeptics fail to acknowledge. Getting a film together can happen at a snail's pace or at breakneck speed. Those not directly involved with the projects do have to wait for information, even if you are living in Los Angeles and working in the business. So no one is fooled that these "insiders" on an E! Online Gossip Board and Urban Myths blog have any idea what is really going on. IN fact they just invent it as they go along, whether it contradicts what they said two days ago or not!

Nicole Kidman's popular and successful international Omega watch campaign marches on with a new ad fully displayed outside in a shopping district in Shanghai, China. Shanghai will begin it's World Expo in May with millions of tourists expected to visit the city. Who knows how many will see this ad!



















And finally we said the E! online skeptics were going back to basics. Well we can't resist sharing their idiocy here. Yes, it's paid plants and plastic surgery time again. Nicole Kidman is medical marvel, having procedures done, reversed, done again, and healing in record time. Enjoy everyone!


nomorefan: The forehead to forehead shots are really getting old. You don't see couples doing that on the red carpet, but in Nine Lips' case, she can control that pose because she is the one that towers over the other. Still not understanding why they can't look and pose for the camera, but considering his songs are about bubble gum love, what else should we expect from these two? Not a mature love whatsoever.

hit n run: She got slammed so hard for all the botox it looked like she decided to go for a face lift instead. I first noticed it when she changed to the red hair. Its not just her profile thats effected. Her eyes look different too. She also had that "worm" removed from her upper lip and replaced it with some other procedure that isn't quite as bad. I think she was hoping that it would all help her get a movie role. But she looks worse than ever. She doesn't even take a decent picture anymore. She just looks weird. JMO Did you notice the blood shot eyes are back? I wonder what causes that.

dumbfounded: I have figured out what's different about her. It's her side profile. I bet skank has had a face lift. It's a weird profile now.Anyone else notice it?

cricket1700: Living with her is aging him very fast. About 5 years for every year he's wasted with her.

hit n run: Shes taken the facial procedures too far. She doesn't even photograph well anymore. Cher looked better than she did. Keith had on as much makeup as she did. And he was obviously wearing elevator shoes (with lifts on the inside that can make you 4 to 5 inches taller, even in tennis shoes). Also, those "screamers" in the audience have to be a plant. If they like him that much they'd buy his CD. JMO

jakra777: If I can butt in here. I dont think she is ever in Nashville. I have some friends there and they say they dont see her often. So maybe Paltrow kept asking but she wasnt there to answer.


hit n run: Jakra777, its obvious she doesn't really live in Nashville. She only goes there when she has to. She probably didn't want Paltrow to give her away. JMO


Paltrow's people couldn't get in touch with Nicole's people? BAHAHAHAHA!

















Outside of Green Hills Whole Foods




P.S. Isn't it amazing that an award show featuring two insignificant and fading stars can bring so many posters out of the woodwork!!!! One big nut is back again and off her meds!

E! Online Skeptics And Maclen Creating Some Huge Whoppers

The skeptics are horrible liars. Inept Team Maclen is a horrible liar. After the ACM's two days ago they just don't know what to do. So they go back to the beginning and lie. It's big whoppers folks. As big as this bad boy you can actually order at Burger King in Japan. So it's back to basics for this blog. Let's get down to it and Skewer The Skeptics...and maclen!

First off let's dismiss the story that the E! Online skeptics could barely pay attention to what was going on with Keith Urban's performance. They'll spend hours making up lies but they can't be bothered to watch a tv show? Keith Urban ADD? The same show where they pay attention to every little thing Nicole Kidman is seen doing on camera? If you buy that I've got a great story to sell you about diphtheria! BAHAHAHAHA!

tangledupinlove: Then real late in the show, they show KU backstage right before another commercial and again they said he'd be next, so not sure what happened or what all that was about.

erniesmom: Um, WHAT was he trying to achieve, with that camera guy on stage, and the grainy video-like footage, and the camera pans back and forth to a computer screen showing his performance?? I missed the very beginning so did he say what he was trying to do?? About 7:30 cst they announced that Itty Bitty would be on in 16 minutes..I was flipping from DH to the awards and thought I had missed him....Then they said he was up next....OH TG I didnt miss him!lol When he actually started It looked as though it was taped....Then I did see that stupid camera guy....WTH was that about? I heard no explanation for this..anyone else hear anything>?

nomorefan: didn't see his name on the graphics.

tangledupinlove: You're totally right. They didn't announce his name at all as being next, or show his name on the graphics.




















Keith Urban's Old-School Techniques Shine
Posted: April 19th, 2010 at 1:34 pm | By: Alison Bonaguro

Of all the slick tricks and production gimmicks artists poured into their performances on this year's Academy of Country Music Awards, I think I liked Keith Urban's the best. Because his was kind of the antithesis of all things hi-tech. When he started on Radney Foster's "I'm In" from 2001, he brought his own video camera out onstage and started pointing the lens toward the fans. But then when he was on camera, it was a very grainy image -- not at all hi-def. Hi-def can be a good thing. Like when you want to know what brand of false eyelashes someone is wearing or if you want to be able to read the text message in someone's back pocket. But when you just want to focus on the music and not necessarily get caught up in the crisp clarity of the video, grainy low-def may work the best.

CMT Blog



Nobody's buying it skeptics but it is interesting to see you contradicting yourselves in the same conversation no less. After are you are the same haters online analyzing photos and pretending that Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman are sooooo irrelevant.

spaz1980: Did anyone see the audience pictures? Interesting how NK's assistant was the designated seat filler when Keith was on stage.


But guess who was paying attention....pretend non-skeptic skeptic Jakra777 a.k.a Oh " So" Leery, a.k.a. Oh " So" Loony!!!!

Jakra777: I couldnt get over that his amp blew and he was an hour late. So why not go on anyway he didnt get the amp replaced that was obvious.

Oh Jakra you were backstage? LOL Meanwhile after Jakra posts this the skeptics continue to pretend they still don't know what happened that night.

The real kicker is nomorefan. She always brings her Skeptic A-Game. Read this quote regarding "I'm In" and try not to laugh

nomorefan: I agree, and I assumed Mr. Nicole Kidman wrote it because it was so cheesy! Someone needs to start picking out his songs for him.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You, nomorefan didn't know Foster wrote that song? You are a HORRIBLE liar. If you look back at articles and interviews Keith was plugging the album when you were still singing his praises. You know exactly who wrote the song. He's told everyone in articles and on an iTunes podcast. Keith always gives credit to Foster. This lie is just as believable as "I didn't watch any Keith Urban videos online this year".

Defying Gravity Song By Song



Inept Team Maclen has changed his story yet again. He incorrectly predicted Capitol Nashville was going to drop him. He incorrectly interpreted cd album sales. He lied and said Keith Urban wouldn't be touring. He lied and said Keith has no career. Well with Keith set to go into the studio after the much anticipated summer tour what does Inept Team Maclen have left to lie about? Award shows.

maclen: "So Monkeylanders...get set for a disappointing career for the orb these up coming years...and with a dud...a career fatal anchor like kidman at his side...I'm sure you'll at least be able to eventually catch the orb at your local county fair.


Where was maclen to mourn for his self labeled "dark horse"? Taylor Swift went home empty handed and he has no commentary for the actual awards because he cannot comment! He's back to attacking fans and this time it's Monkeyville. We say bring it on. The more he talks about country music the worse off he'll be.



And finally the nastiest comment of the day award goes to...it's a tie! Drumroll please..... erniesmom and YoureScaringMe. Their compassion and understanding is timeless!

erniesmom: Since when does IT go for sparkle? Hes really starting to look more Gay every show.She is turning him into a real LA ****..(No offense to our Gay community.)

YoureScaringMe: And I'm really starting to think Keithy really is gay after all. He looks NOTHING like he did before he hooked up with his Baby Girl. I guess her transformation of him is pretty much complete, and it's NOT good.


Don't worry skeptics Nicole's not left out of this. The next blog will be all about her and the current lies you are trying to make true. Stay tuned....

In the words of one of your own...."Change your routine up please! You're just too predictable and pathetic, it ain't funny anymore."

And thanks nomorefan for stopping by....AGAIN!

What Silly Haters Turn To In Their Time Of Need

The E! Online skeptics and Urban Myths' maclen are left out in the cold. It's hard times for the haters. Let's take a look at what they're clinging to these days.

maclen: Another interesting note...two films kidman "passed on" due to "scheduling conflicts"... the valerie plame bio pic, "Fair Game and woody allen's "You will meet a tall dark stranger" ARE on the festival list. Seems kidman has a knack for picking films with very shoddy expectations! BUT...kidman did at least get in a photo op at the yogurt shop...victory is her's!!

Love the creative spelling maclen. But unfortunately for you you're more transparent than glass. NKU is out and iMBD.com is in. That's your new source. It's where you stole the Cannes comments form another poster. Beware readers maclen is on the prowl for material and he's willing to take it from any source.

maclen: I didnt realize the ACM awards were this sunday!

That's not a surprise!!!




To jakra777 after nearly 2 and half weeks of ignoring her question!

nomorefan: Great comparison! Middlesea comes and goes on here. It is hard to say when she will pop back on here.






erniesmom has taken over for Oh " so" Leery in the loony department. Remember when that nutcase said that Nicole dresses her daughter in rags and all the while it's been noted that they've bought her cute clothes at Baby Gap and other fashionable mid-ranged stores and boutiques.


erniesmom: Shes dressing the little girl as horribly as she dresses herself....With all her money and the cute little dresses out there.....Does she shop at Salvation Army for tots?





nomorefan: How many real men would wear that shirt?

Well we've got 1 for starters.




Now for more good news to make the skeptics scream....


STS would like to announce that Nicole has been recently filming her part for Adam Sandler's "Just Go With It". There are pics but we'll let maclen hunt for them himself. Let's just say they aren't even close to what he predicted. So far it is impossible to determine whether or not it is a cameo, or a small role, and what exactly her part entails. If it truly is an uncredited part, per SAG union rules, Nicole's scenes will not be able to be used in any trailers or promotions for the film. This is often done when the filmmakers want the part to be a complete surprise, they want to establish the tone of the film during pre-release(you know what you are getting with a Sandler comedy), or the actor doesn't want to overshadow the real leads of the film. Countless stars have done this...Kevin Spacey, Mel Gibson, Tom Cruise, Cate Blanchett, Wesley Snipes, Kenneth Branagh, most recently Colin Farrell. maclen will try to tell you otherwise....just cutting you off before you put out another pathetic ANALysis of how Hollywood works. More than likely it will be a surprise either way until the film opens. However, there is word that Nicole was working with Adam and Jennifer during filming.

Nicole is also involved in a special Red Cross gala honoring the television drama, hawthoRNe. The show stars Jada Pinkett Smith as a nurse who along with others struggles daily to save patients' lives. Nicole and other actors including Hugh Jackman, Jane Seymour, Olivia Newton-John, Brian Dennehy and Rachel Griffiths are all chairing the event. For more information click HERE.


erniesmom: Love is my Religion-------I've seen it all now..Those 2 are NUTS!


What a nutty idea....LOVE!