E! Online Message Board Shuts Its Doors For Good

On July 9, the E! Online Message Board will be closed permanently. It only took over half a decade, but the E! Network finally decided being a safe haven for the mentally unstable while trying to promote Ted Casablanca and his empty words of The Awful Truth was not a good business model.

Skewering The Skeptics will remain exactly as it is, with any dead links in the sidebar removed after the board's shut down.

So skeptics, you were so right about so many things, you all are being ushered right out of the building just before demolition. Your door prize? Exactly what you deserve - absolutely nothing! Enjoy!

For the fans, an Urban family update, coming shortly!

How Long Will Ted Casablanca String Nomorefan Along?

A few months have passed....time for a Blind Item from Ted.

While Cruella was busy buying herself new boobs, two things happened: 1) She knew she'd never have to worry about the bill, and, 2) she knew it would help her in her life-long mission numero uno: to stay vital, sexy and—most importantly—ahead of the game in the press.

See, media coverage is so important to Cruella, she'll do anything to be portrayed as the sympathetic sexy muffin she most certainly ain't.

She's even stooped low enough to...

Barter her own children!

Yep, absolute fact: Cruella's offspring have not only complained that they will "go to the press" if they get used for any more press (mainly photo ops), but, the mom who makes Faye Dunaway in Mommie Dearest look like June Friggin' Cleaver also trades information on her kiddies out to journalists, just so they'll write nicer, more wholesome copy about her.

I'm sorry, but, maybe we could give a little breather to the outrage we all feel towards gay actors who intentionally lie about their sexuality, in order to get ahead. 'Cause whoring out your children (ya know, involving others in your hunger for stardom who arguably have no choice in the matter) is just as bad, if not far worse.

Oh, and if you're wondering why one of the many men in Cruella's storied life doesn't swoop in and do something about how she uses her kiddos like magazine-copy currency, well, let's say the one who's best able to (as he's got the deepest pockets and the most fame) is already pretty legally encumbered, and busy, as it is.

Getting those Titanic-sized monthly checks to Cruella is pretty much a Herculean effort in itself, you know. And, girlfriends, does she ever cash them—can't wait to see what St. Shackles' next set of knockers look like!


Ted needs to learn it's all about quality not quantity. Some believability would be nice too! This is a lengthy BI with nothing new in it no matter who he's trying to pass it off as.

But let's say for the sake of the argument, it is Nicole Kidman and she's had more plastic surgery than you can shake a stick at. Do any of you readers see the one sentence that gives Ted away? It's screaming LOOK AT ME! in flashing neon lights skeptics!


Wondering where she got the cash to pay for all these "cosmetic enhancements"? That's a Vice so for another day, kiddies.


Yeah, that's the one. So, what exactly is Nicole Kidman doing to fund her alleged habit? Working the corner in Nashville? Selling stolen art or jewels on the black market? Running a pyramid scheme from her basement? LMAO!

This blind item has gone on long enough but Ted won't elaborate, he'll simply wait it out every few months, repost the story that's says nothing, but says there's another mystery vice connected to this one, and get more hits to his site where the skeptics can argue it has to be her. The only thing Ted sees is $$$$ with this story. Make it look like he's got the scoop, keep his gullible readers happy, keep E! online happy, he's keep his job happy.

But wait there's more. We can't forget Nicole is affectionately known by the skeptics as the "Rich Bitch", a cheapskate who doesn't actually donate anything, tip well, or buy anything worthwhile, despite reality proving the opposite.

So who's right? Ted who says she's low on cash or the skeptics who when it's convenient say she's got more money than anyone should have a right to? Then there's nomorefan who believes in Ted, the savior of the skeptics. She's an expert on everything. Does she know that plastic surgery wouldn't be expensive enough to ruin someone of the financial level of a Nicole Kidman? It only costs so much. She's never been bankrupt, hasn't had a manager abscond with her savings, didn't get caught up in a Bernie Madoff scandal. But we know nomorefan's wishing it'll happen to KUNK.

In the end Ted is lying if he wants to claim this is Nicole Kidman. We all know the old saying follow the money. In this case folks it's follow the photos!

As STS proved months ago, the boob job never happened. But just in case Ted reads this, and for the skeptics lack of common sense here's a link to that very thread

It's Back! The E! Online Skeptic Boob Job Flip Flop Game!


nomorefan: Was the article about Bella wanting to move in with Baby Girl a planted story by Baby Girl's staff? Is this the pimping Ted is referring to?


Oh nomorefan the only pimping that's going on here is you desperately trying to back up Ted's lies. Nicole has been photographed by the paps with only Sunday recently, so that can't be it. That specific story you referenced, besides already being refuted by Tom Cruise's camp, is patently false. Why? Because it claimed that Katie goes shopping with Suri and bonds with her while Bella is left out. The only problem with that is Bella is photographed out and about with Katie and Suri half the time anyway.

Since Cruise hangs out with son Connor, and “Katie and [daughter] Suri shop,” says the mag, Isabella “never feels like she fits in… but Nicole ‘gets’ her.”

Lamo story! InTouch needs to get in touch with reality!

So Ted, when are you going to tell nomorefan you're lying to her? Even Looney Toons Jakra777 can see it!

Jakra777: I don't get the (where she got the money to do all that) she has plenty of money we are told. So why does Ted make it sound as if she is stealing from the cash register?


It's. Just. That. Easy.

BAHAHAHAHA!

It's Time To Debunk The Rumors And The E! Online Skeptics

As it turns out, the Nicole Kidman / Tom Cruise rumor we recently confirmed as false isn't the only silly story making its way around the net. A few of them are trying to be spread by the E! Online Skeptics. Let's take a look and debunk them all.

Keith and Nicole are trying to get John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston back together - Clearly this is a case of Nicole worked with Jen, Keith's working with John, let's make a story. What happened to the rumor that Nicole hit it off with Jen in Hawaii? Well that's false because they already were friends. We've seen the backstage Oscar photos of them chatting in the wings. There were also rumors Aniston was having heart to hearts with Nicole about splitting with Brad Pitt, because Nicole knows what a high-profile breakup is like. Now it's not that that but heart to hearts about John. Oh gossip people get your story straight. Keith and Nicole's plan for John and Jen? It's "top secret" of course! LOL

Nicole and Russell Crowe want to remake Bonnie and Clyde - This came out of nowhere, but more than likely cooked up because the two have still never worked together. Highly improbable considering the magnitude of respectfully remaking a classic that changed cinema and the American ratings system. Also very unlikely because a remake already in the works starring Hilary Duff, has apparently stalled. Although Nicole would probably be more to Faye Dunaway's liking (she expressed dismay at Duff's casting), we still don't see this happening.


Lainey's rewriting of history - Self-explanatory really. If she only would admit to herself the truth.

Keith and Nicole are recording an album together - Allegedly Nicole will record the country songs Keith loves and Keith will record standards Nicole loves. Why "standards" for Nicole? We say no way to this, it's just too ridiculous.

Nicole and sister Antonia Kidman are pregnant at the same time - They just haven't announced it yet. Whatever.

Keith is gay; Keith is bisexual - Sure. After years of the skeptics saying what a horrible guy he is towards women now he's not a straight player. Whatever gets you though the night skeptics, and Ted!

And finally we have the latest rumor the skeptics are trying to sell us...

Keith Urban didn't show up at the Meadowlands in NJ for the Eagles show.

FALSE!

It's clear nomorefan and erniesmom are really trying to pull a fast one. A stadium show with 3 acts, which also means 3 stage setups, isn't like your normal show. Your first act is going to be on much earlier than normal. And we hear that some if not all the Eagles shows have an act on BEFORE Keith. Keith probably hit the stage around 5:30, 6, 6:30. That means the Eagles wouldn't perform until 9, 9:30. The reviewer, Tris McCall, didn't bother to find out the key information either

"Didn't arrive early enough to see Keith Urban…there wasn't any way to know what time the show started. We arrived around 7:20, thinking it was a 7pm showtime. Again, the stadium lets us down by not announcing the show time. All anyone would tell us, was that the doors opened at 4:30. I heard after we arrived that Keith Urban went on at 6. I would have liked to have seen him, but I didn't want to sit around before the show waiting 2 and a half, or even one and a half hours; but may 15-20 minutes, like when you go to a Broadway show."

NJ.com

Poor planning and a poor excuse from McCall. Even poorer are the skeptics....

nomorefan: A review from Mr. Nicole Kidman's first show with The Eagles. Was he even there? I guess he is an unknown. Count how many times you read his name.

erniesmom: What happened to that tour......3 cities cancelled and No Show Urban.


What stupidity for the No Brain skeptics. But you know they would have loved to have followed No Show around town if they could find the vehicle.

One more before we go....here's something that's not a rumor that we predicted months ago...the promotion by skeptics of Dierks Bentley's new album!

nomorefan: Oh Dierks is at my radio station promoting his new album this afternoon. Playing one of the new songs with Miranda and Jamey Johnson. I like what I hear!



BAHAHAHAHA! It's. Just. Too. Easy.

Wacky Wednesday At Skewering The Skeptics

Some comedy for your midweek blahs! Enjoy!


cygnus2: Flyin - I think your 2nd sentence is right-on. Here is my theory: I'm beyond convinced that Ted C's Blind Vices from 2-26-10, "Marky Sweet Puss - Cruella St. Shackles, Another Straight Star Bites the Dust," and his BV from 4-2-10, "Cruella's Getting Nervous," are the KUNKS. In the first BV Ted said some of the star's friends informed Cruella of his relationship with his male assistant. Then 2 band members are suddenly gone. Another comment from Ted on the BV from 4-2-10, which appears to make "Marky" Keith: "Don't count on Marky kicking Cruella to the curb. He's got a pretty sweet situation going on - you know - getting to nail dudes on the DL while seemingly so happily in love with his significant other. Plus, he totally knew what kind of lady CSS was when he got involved."

And the KUNKS lay low.



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