April 22, 2010

E! Online Skeptic Nomorefan Is A Genius!

Readers, I know what you are thinking...."Skewermistress you have lost you mind!" Just hear me out folks. Skeptic nomorefan is truly a genius. She's figured out a surefire way to tell if celebrity marriages are fakes. Really. It's a foolproof method. If the celebrity couple poses in the same way at award shows the marriage is a sham. Makes perfect sense!

Let's try it out on Brad Paisley and Kimberly Williams. We know their marriage is real, rock solid. Kimberly is a real woman, Brad's still a guy right?

2006 CMA Awards

2008 CMT Awards

2009 CMA Awards

Uh, okay that didn't turn out so well. It looks like nomorefan needs to go back to the drawing board on that one. But surely she's right about something.....

Cassidy Bentley! She's a real woman. Those playdate stories between Evie and Sunday are bogus. I mean c'mon Cassidy would never be seen in the same room as Nicole Kidman would she?

Oh brother, nomorefan struck out again!

So sorry folks for wasting your time. Apologies all around.

nomorefan needs help with her brain. Badly.

1 Comment:

Anonymous said...

When you are filled with HATE 24/7 I doubt a new brain would help much!

When you eat, sleep and drink Keith urban , and then lie about it, what do you expect from a soggy brain . LMAO

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